ICE AGE BRITAIN: River Thames will FREEZE OVER
BartSimpson @ Mon May 08, 2017 1:17 pm
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... ge-weather
Remember: If it's warming WE'RE DOOMED AND IT'S MAN-MADE DAMNATION!!!
And if it's cooling then WE'RE DOOMED AND IT'S MAN-MADE DAMNATION!!!
OH NOES!!!!!! 
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ICE AGE BRITAIN: River Thames will FREEZE OVER on 'this date' – and could kill millions
Experts told Daily Star Online planet Earth is on course for a “Little Age Ice” within the next three years thanks to a cocktail of climate change and low solar activity.
Research shows a natural cooling cycle that occurs every 230 years began in 2014 and will send temperatures plummeting even further by 2019.
Scientists are also expecting a “huge reduction” in solar activity for 33 years between 2020 and 2053 that will cause thermometers to crash.
Both cycles suggest Earth is entering a global cooling cycle that could have devastating consequences for global economy, human life and society as we know it.
If predictions of the world-wide big freeze come true, the plot to 2004 film The Day After Tomorrow would not be far from reality during winter.
During winter, entire major cities – such as London, Paris and New York – would be subjected to sub-zero temperatures, ice and snow for months.
Millions of lives would be at risk of prolonged blackouts, food and electricity shortages and cold-related health problems.
David Dilley, CEO of Global Weather Oscillations, told Daily Star Online global warming and cooling cycles are determined by the gravitational forces of the Earth, moon and sun.
Each cycle lasts around 120,000 years, with sub-cycles of around 230 years.
Experts told Daily Star Online planet Earth is on course for a “Little Age Ice” within the next three years thanks to a cocktail of climate change and low solar activity.
Research shows a natural cooling cycle that occurs every 230 years began in 2014 and will send temperatures plummeting even further by 2019.
Scientists are also expecting a “huge reduction” in solar activity for 33 years between 2020 and 2053 that will cause thermometers to crash.
Both cycles suggest Earth is entering a global cooling cycle that could have devastating consequences for global economy, human life and society as we know it.
If predictions of the world-wide big freeze come true, the plot to 2004 film The Day After Tomorrow would not be far from reality during winter.
During winter, entire major cities – such as London, Paris and New York – would be subjected to sub-zero temperatures, ice and snow for months.
Millions of lives would be at risk of prolonged blackouts, food and electricity shortages and cold-related health problems.
David Dilley, CEO of Global Weather Oscillations, told Daily Star Online global warming and cooling cycles are determined by the gravitational forces of the Earth, moon and sun.
Each cycle lasts around 120,000 years, with sub-cycles of around 230 years.
If this alarmist claptrap is even somewhat accurate I look forward to the global warming fanatics on this site to start denouncing the global cooling deniers.
I also look forward to previous weather charts being "adjusted" to show that the enemy has always been global cooling!
Tricks @ Mon May 08, 2017 2:08 pm
The "expert" they talked to is a man made climate change denier.
Basically he's taking into account a predicted similar solar activity in the 1700s (maunder minimum) and drawing a parallel now ignoring the presence of 40% more C02 in the atmosphere. This has already been tested and shown that it may slow climate change, but not reverse it.
BartSimpson @ Mon May 08, 2017 2:13 pm
Tricks Tricks:
This has already been tested and shown that it may slow climate change, but not reverse it.
In this context are you using 'climate change' interchangeably with 'global warming'?
I ask because all the guy is predicting is climate change but in a cooling trend as opposed to a warming trend.
Tricks @ Mon May 08, 2017 2:26 pm
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Tricks Tricks:
This has already been tested and shown that it may slow climate change, but not reverse it.
In this context are you using 'climate change' interchangeably with 'global warming'?
I ask because all the guy is predicting is climate change but in a cooling trend as opposed to a warming trend.
Yes. The expectation is that this won't do enough to even reverse a decade's worth of climate change.
Thanos @ Mon May 08, 2017 2:33 pm
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Experts told Daily Star Online.....
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BartSimpson @ Mon May 08, 2017 4:18 pm
Tricks Tricks:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Tricks Tricks:
This has already been tested and shown that it may slow climate change, but not reverse it.
In this context are you using 'climate change' interchangeably with 'global warming'?
I ask because all the guy is predicting is climate change but in a cooling trend as opposed to a warming trend.
Yes. The expectation is that this won't do enough to even reverse a decade's worth of climate change.
Then say 'global warming' if that's what you mean.
'Climate change' can be inclusive of global warming but it is not exclusive of global cooling. It encompasses any change to the climate.
Tricks @ Mon May 08, 2017 4:20 pm
Climate change is the vernacular that needs to be used because dumb fucks walk outside and go "IT'S SNOWING GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL"
Mass amounts of stupid literally caused the name of it to change.
BartSimpson @ Mon May 08, 2017 5:07 pm
Tricks Tricks:
Climate change is the vernacular that needs to be used because dumb fucks walk outside and go "IT'S SNOWING GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL"
Mass amounts of stupid literally caused the name of it to change.
Mass amounts of stupid literally caused the name of it to change.
Climate change =/= global warming
They are not synonymous.
Also, all motor vehicles are not Ferraris.