Best prayer EVER! Pastor Joe Nelms - Nascar Nationwide - Nas
Hyack @ Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:21 pm
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A Baptist preacher has revved up a NASCAR crowd with his high-powered invocation before the Nationwide race in Nashville.
Pastor Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church in Lebanon, Tenn., gave thanks Saturday night for the race cars, the race teams, the tires and "my smoking hot wife, Lisa."
For all the good old boys out there and all NASCAR fans.
Strutz @ Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:29 pm
Spoken like a true race fan!
That was pretty good. 
The pagan in me almost wants to convert! God bless Toyota! 
Somehow I doubt that his wife is really smokin hot though...
Could likely say the same about your mom. But all that's important for you is your dad found her so.
Hyack @ Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:33 pm
BeaverFever BeaverFever:
Somehow I doubt that his wife is really smokin hot though...
Make up your own mind.....

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Family Baptist Church Pastor Joe Nelms of Lebanon, Tenn., his wife Lisa, 34, and their children Eli, 8, and Emma, 6.
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
Could likely say the same about your mom. But all that's important for you is your dad found her so.
For one night anyway.
But a 6 pack will do strange things....
God Bless GM performance... and Sunoco.. gas !

Nacsar should take Joe on the road.
Scape @ Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:52 pm
Boogedy Boogedy Boogedy
Nice tag line.
Hyack @ Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:48 am
Scape Scape:
Boogedy Boogedy Boogedy
Nice tag line.
Sorry Scape I know y'all might have a bit of a problem with the good ole boys Southern drawl and everything but in fact the phrase Waltrip uses is....."Boogity Boogity Boogity".....y'all.

Hyack Hyack:
Scape Scape:
Boogedy Boogedy Boogedy
Nice tag line.
Sorry Scape I know y'all might have a bit of a problem with the good ole boys Southern drawl and everything but in fact the phrase Waltrip uses is....."Boogity Boogity Boogity".....y'all.

Why isn't it a shocker that you are conversant in Redneckese.
And Nascar got even more weirder for me than it already was !
Props to the pastor though, and yeah his wife is anything but smokin hot, maybe she's hot when he's smoking ?