Rule Britannia: Only 1 0f 10 Countries Safe From British
Thanos @ Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:15 pm
Britain has invaded all but 22 countries in the world in its long and colourful history, new research has found.
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Every schoolboy used to know that at the height of the empire, almost a quarter of the atlas was coloured pink, showing the extent of British rule.
But that oft recited fact dramatically understates the remarkable global reach achieved by this country.
A new study has found that at various times the British have invaded almost 90 per cent of the countries around the globe.
The analysis of the histories of the almost 200 countries in the world found only 22 which have never experienced an invasion by the British.
The analysis is contained in a new book, All the Countries We've Ever Invaded: And the Few We Never Got Round To.
Stuart Laycock, the author, has worked his way around the globe, through each country alphabetically, researching its history to establish whether, at any point, they have experienced an incursion by Britain.
Only a comparatively small proportion of the total in Mr Laycock's list of invaded states actually formed an official part of the empire.
The remainder have been included because the British were found to have achieved some sort of military presence in the territory – however transitory – either through force, the threat of force, negotiation or payment.
Incursions by British pirates, privateers or armed explorers have also been included, provided they were operating with the approval of their government.
So, many countries which once formed part of the Spanish empire and seem to have little historical connection with the UK, such as Costa Rica, Ecuador and El Salvador, make the list because of the repeated raids they suffered from state-sanctioned British sailors.
My inner anglo-centric imperialist can't help but say "Awesome! Totally awesome!".
And while it was nice of them to bring civilization to a backward and primative world it makes you wonder who the 22 unlucky countries were that they haven't got to........... yet.
Now they're the ones being colonized and they don't seem to appreciate what other cultures are bringing to their country. 
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Pax Britannia/Anglia for the win.
I wonder how the USA stacks up against that?
Seriously.
Regina @ Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:40 pm
They were just trying to culture the savage beasts of the world.
Brenda @ Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:43 pm
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
And while it was nice of them to bring civilization to a backward and primative world it makes you wonder who the 22 unlucky countries were that they haven't got to........... yet.
Now they're the ones being colonized and they don't seem to appreciate what other cultures are bringing to their country.

Vatican City, Luxembourg, Andorra, Lichtenstein, Monaco, Sweden, Guatemala...
Also, I don't agree with the fact that The Netherlands is NOT on that list, because they invaded Batavia, which was French territory in 1799...
Jonny_C @ Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:10 pm
USA - just the ones I'm certain of, and a few fairly certain, for some kind of military involvement - invasion, occupation, bases, bombing, drones, military advisers on the ground...
I'm sure it can be added to...

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Gunnair @ Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:12 pm
Brenda Brenda:
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
And while it was nice of them to bring civilization to a backward and primative world it makes you wonder who the 22 unlucky countries were that they haven't got to........... yet.
Now they're the ones being colonized and they don't seem to appreciate what other cultures are bringing to their country.

Vatican City, Luxembourg, Andorra, Lichtenstein, Monaco, Sweden, Guatemala...
Also, I don't agree with the fact that The Netherlands is NOT on that list, because they invaded Batavia, which was French territory in 1799...
Kicked...Dutch...ass!
Then invited Willy and Mary over for tea...
PluggyRug PluggyRug:
Rule Britannia
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fuckin eh !
The ones not on the list...
The countries never invaded by the British:
Andorra
Belarus
Bolivia
Burundi
Central African Republic
Chad
Congo, Republic of
Guatemala
Ivory Coast
Kyrgyzstan
Liechtenstein
Luxembourg
Mali
Marshall Islands
Monaco
Mongolia
Paraguay
Sao Tome and Principe
Sweden
Tajikistan
Uzbekistan
Vatican City
No big loss, except Sweden, the Brits should have raided the villages
for girls to improve their own stock.
Brenda @ Sun Nov 04, 2012 10:48 pm
Gunnair Gunnair:
Brenda Brenda:
Freakinoldguy Freakinoldguy:
And while it was nice of them to bring civilization to a backward and primative world it makes you wonder who the 22 unlucky countries were that they haven't got to........... yet.
Now they're the ones being colonized and they don't seem to appreciate what other cultures are bringing to their country.

Vatican City, Luxembourg, Andorra, Lichtenstein, Monaco, Sweden, Guatemala...
Also, I don't agree with the fact that The Netherlands is NOT on that list, because they invaded Batavia, which was French territory in 1799...
Kicked...Dutch...ass!
Then invited Willy and Mary over for tea...Willem and Mary were 100 years earlier, and Britain kicked FRENCH ass, not Dutch
Gunnair @ Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:17 pm
Brenda Brenda:
Gunnair Gunnair:
[quote="Brenda"
Vatican City, Luxembourg, Andorra, Lichtenstein, Monaco, Sweden, Guatemala...
Also, I don't agree with the fact that The Netherlands is NOT on that list, because they invaded Batavia, which was French territory in 1799...
Kicked...Dutch...ass!
Then invited Willy and Mary over for tea...Willem and Mary were 100 years earlier, and Britain kicked FRENCH ass, not Dutch

[/quote]
Timing was irrelevant. Dutch...ass...kicked!