A 93 year old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern looking French woman asked if he had been to France before. He admitted he had indeed been previously. The lady sarcastically said "then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir." the gentleman said" I didn't have to show it last time." "impossible!" the woman said, " you British have always had to show your passports to get through here!" the man responded by whispering, "well when I came ashore on the beach on D day in 1944, i couldn't find any fucking Frenchman to show it too"! WEAR YOUR POPPY WITH PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   

Heard this one a few times, using differing Anglo nationalities...still funny. Funny how the french were kept in the the dark, or were only given what they absolutely needed to know about the operation.....sort of like Pakistan when the Americans took out their 'guest'.