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Harper Agriculture Minister jokes about listeria outbreak

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HarperCensor @ Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:09 am

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/ritz_listeria_jokes

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Sources who took notes during the call said Ritz (Harper's Agriculture Minister ... don't worry, I've never heard of him either lol) fretted about the political dangers of the crisis, before quipping:

"This is like a death by a thousand cuts. Or should I say cold cuts."

The disease was linked to cold cuts from Maple Leaf Meats.

And when told about a new death in Prince Edward Island, Ritz said:

"Please tell me it's (Liberal MP) Wayne Easter."

Easter is the Liberal critic shadowing Ritz's Agriculture Department.

Earlier Wednesday, Ritz had little to say when asked about his comments as his flight from Saskatoon touched down at the Ottawa airport.

A bearded man with the minister jostled with journalists as Ritz beelined through the terminal to a waiting sedan. At one point the man grabbed a reporter's recorder and jabbed at the off button.

For two minutes Ritz stared dead ahead as he was peppered with questions about the conference call. His only words were clipped.

"Not right now, guys," he said.

Then: "Get out of my face, please."

After his speech and apology Wednesday night, Ritz would not take questions and was whisked from the premises by aides.


ha ha ha ...

"His only words were clipped."

"Get out of my face, please."

"[A Harper censor/minder ("a bearded man") "jostled with journalists" .. and "grabbed a reporter's recorder and jabbed at the off button."

No wonder Harper keeps these guys away from the camera! Yeesh!

   



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