it's somewhat funny, but it does work

   

I didn't know it but I eat burglers just like a scientist!
Well almost anyway.

   

I just grab it and starting ripping into it. Usually need a shower by the time I'm done.

   

This is what we all have to look forward to when we reach your advanced age.

   

Burgers take more than one bite?

   

My grandson watched and copied as I made my burger - then went true meatitarian on the patty. Top of the bun slid onto his forehead, covering it with mayo and the bottom of the bun slid under his chin with a trail of ketchup. Almost laughed to death...

   

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