The Official CANADAKA Fuck list!
First time I did that I found a dead mouse! Might get really exciting.
Oh and fuck
xerxes @ Fri May 20, 2022 11:33 pm
housewife housewife:
Fuck that sounds bad xerxes! I feel the same way sometimes I think I have the balance and coordination of a mushroom! Hopefully you will feel better soon.
Thanks! I really hope so too. Because this really fucking sucks. Apparently I did a number on the muscle in the lower part of my back that I use to sit up and down with. And bend over with. And lift stuff with. And a few other things I had no fucking idea were reliant on that particular muscle to work.
This isn't as bad as when I broke my fucking ankle because I can still get around and do shit. But this is in second place on the shitty scale.
Scape @ Sat May 21, 2022 12:17 am
I threw my back out picking up a Chihuahua. I couldn't sit for months. I feel your pain brother.
herbie @ Sat May 21, 2022 10:21 am
So mine's not the only fat chihuahua....
I just officially said that we’re keeping the chihuahua! He adores my grandson likes my son and husband. Still convinced that I’m the fucken devil! He’s a real suck who cuddles with everyone but me. Maybe eventually he will decide I’m ok…. And yea it’s the same one that bit me but as I said it was my fault. House feels better for the addition I missed having animals
Strutz @ Sat May 21, 2022 2:46 pm
xerxes xerxes:
housewife housewife:
Fuck that sounds bad xerxes! I feel the same way sometimes I think I have the balance and coordination of a mushroom! Hopefully you will feel better soon.
Thanks! I really hope so too. Because this really fucking sucks. Apparently I did a number on the muscle in the lower part of my back that I use to sit up and down with. And bend over with. And lift stuff with. And a few other things I had no fucking idea were reliant on that particular muscle to work.
This isn't as bad as when I broke my fucking ankle because I can still get around and do shit. But this is in second place on the shitty scale.
I know THAT muscle! Quite well unfuckingfortunately. The last time it reminded me of its existence was a couple of years ago (?) when I lifted something wrongly. Done it before and with my fucking luck will do it again.

I can so relate to the discomfort it brings.
raydan @ Sat May 21, 2022 2:55 pm
I wonder if it's the same fucking muscle I've pulled (a few times) washing my butt while taking a shower. 
Strutz @ Sat May 21, 2022 3:03 pm
raydan raydan:
I wonder if it's the same fucking muscle I've pulled (a few times) washing my butt while taking a shower.

That made me laugh so fucking hard I fucking shed tears!
I was out moving around some patio blocks and dropped one. Luckily my leg and big toe slowed the fall so that the fucking concrete block didn't sustain any damage.
Oh fuck doc! How’s the poor leg and big toe? Any interesting colours yet? Can you even walk?
herbie @ Tue May 24, 2022 6:01 pm
$8.99 for butter? NINE DOLLARS??
Are you fucking kidding?
herbie herbie:
$8.99 for butter? NINE DOLLARS??
Are you fucking kidding?
Everything is getting fucking expensive - I can't believe how much meat costs lately.
I usually wait until butter goes on sale (often before Christmas) and then buy a few and freeze them - they'll last up to a year frozen.
Fuck paying super high prices.
Strutz @ Tue May 24, 2022 9:05 pm
My partner went grocery shopping today. The list we'd accumulated was a fair amount but nothing but mostly regular day-to-day shit we needed. $164 later we have some random groceries but that's about fucking it.
herbie herbie:
$8.99 for butter? NINE DOLLARS??
Are you fucking kidding?
Butter today was $5.99 (Compliments brand).
bootlegga bootlegga:
Everything is getting fucking expensive - I can't believe how much meat costs lately.
No kidding! We tend to only buy what's on sale so sometimes our freezer ends up having a variety of selections. We have a vacuum sealer so we can buy those "family packs" of chicken legs/thighs, pork cops or (not top of the line) steaks, on sale and package it up in our meal portions. Last week when he went shopping there was a deal on chicken thighs, buy one package get one free, so for just over $14 we got 2 x 8-pack of thighs.
It is what it is... we are quite basic in our tastes but enjoy the good meals that we cook. While of course it makes sense to be sure to utilize what you have on hand (especially perishables) before it goes tits up, you still must buy stuff you enjoy eating!
housewife housewife:
Oh fuck doc! How’s the poor leg and big toe? Any interesting colours yet? Can you even walk?
Yea, some nice fucking purples around the joints. All the fucking joints, so I cracked something important. But I can still walk normally because the arthritis in my back is digging in to the nerves that go to my legs deep enough that I can't feel that foot 100% any more. So, small blessings.
herbie herbie:
$8.99 for butter? NINE DOLLARS??
Are you fucking kidding?
I saw a T-bone steak for $35. How the fuck do you feed a family on one steak, or fucking $140 for steak for a family?