Not of my making, but since nobody else's willing to go first:

Hickory Dickory Duck
The mouse was desperate for a fuck
But his fear of pussy
made the whole affair messy
So it hickory dickoried the duck !


Somebody please follow up with something better. Cause if you don't I'll be forced to post something equally......dumb!

   

Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
not even a mouse.

With mom at the whore house and dad smoking grass,
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick,
I knew at that moment it must be st. nick.

He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell,
I knew at that moment the fat fucker fell
He filled the stockings with dumbells and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer

He went up the chimney with a fat fucking fart
That son of a bitch blew the chimney apart
And as he rode away in his sleigh
He said piss on you all and have a very good night



I'm sorry if this offended anyone. But after reading Twila's, I assumed swearing was allowed. Perhaps we should re-locate these into an "Innapropriate Writings" sub section to the poetry and writings. Delete this post if it is too offensive. I didn't make it up, just heard it before.