Need spam? We can help! We are giving away so much BS to all you lucky people.

   

Get a job you fucking loser!!

   

I would have thought this would be beneath a company like IKEA. I think it can only cost them business. Who buys stuff because it's spammed on a website, anyway? Shouldn't they spend their efforts on retardsareus.com?

   

Actually, looking at that url, that's not really IKEA, is it? Guess I'm the retard now.

   

I love some of the spam I get in my mail. I got one for underwear one day. Regualr underwear, no fancy or sexy stuff. And I wondered to myself, "How big of a loser do you have to be to be a spammer, let alone spam underwear?". A few days later I get a spam for links to shop for recipes on-line Yeah, something anyone with an IQ high enough to operate a computer couldn't find for free on the net.
And I remember thinking, "Well, if this guy works real hard, he may get promoted to underwear spammer."
And that was the day I got e-mail from the biggest loser ever


Oh btw, I have an opportunity of a lifetime. Seems that Whacky Qadafi's son has contacted me with a proposal to help him free up some of his frozen assets, to which naturally I will be entitled to a percentage.

   

You should totally go for that, those can be really good deals. I was going to help a Nigerian prince get out his money, would have made millions, but then I forgot.