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From: dacman
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Added: February 25, 2006
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politcally correct.:
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 Cal. and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:
_____________

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.



Republican's Answer:
______________

BANG!



Southern Republican's Answer:
_____________________


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
click...(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talons?

Son: Git-r-Dun Dad! Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You are NOT taking that to the Taxidermist!






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kaetz 		awsome!!!!! i think i can concider myself a southern republican's daughter!
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