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Category: Canadian Jokes/Regional Jokes

From: 1andonly
Author: Unknown
Added: March 21, 2006
Modified: March 21, 2006
Views: 4214
Votes: 213
Rating: 9.84



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>>A rugged cowboy from Calgary,Alberta goes
>>into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor
>>comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You
>>have AIDS."
>>
>>The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and
>>says, "Doc, what can I do?"
>>
>>The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5
>>pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots
>>drenched in hot sauce,
>> 25 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, � box of
>>Grapenuts cereal,
>>and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
>>
>>The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will
>> that cure me, Doc?"
>>
>>"No, but it should leave you with a better
>> understanding of what your ass is for."






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