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From: bootlegga
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Added: September 18, 2006
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Marketing made easy:

Marketing made easy
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at

you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and

say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for

her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.





You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm

rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am

very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband

That's demand and supply gap.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you and
she is your wife !

That's competition eating into your market share !!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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