Josh from America

I'd like a separate warning system for us older folks. Could we shy away from nuts folks? They are way to high in fibre and give this aging guy problems. How about a coloured gummi bear warning system or M&Ms perhaps?

LMFAO that'll work too I suppose eh? lol

guess so lol

that was the funniest thing i think i have ever read....i wish i had the photos of me at a leaf game in boston....we walked around the stadium before the game with 2 flags...one was of course the canadian flag that was sooo big...2 people had to stand about 6 feet apart to hold it of the ground....and a giant leaf flag that was slitley smaller....lol shoulda seen the faces....haaaa good times at the HSBC (Hot Sauce Bacon & Cheese arena)

ALL leaf fans need to be anylysed, find out what their problem is, beaten, shot, pissed on & buried in Ottawa...GO SENS, we'll send 'em back with a lot more stitches this year!

[quote="electricbuford"]As most of you know , the U.S. has a color coded terror alert system that helps identify the present terrorist threat level . The present color ( I think ) - is Flamin' cherry red . Anyway , I thought it would be good if Canadaka.net had a threat warning system in place to help members of this site properly identify Posters of mass delusion ( PMDs ) . Appparently we continue to have various fruits and nuts posting on this fine site , and in the future we can now identify them with the following handy threat identification guide .

Canadaka.net TRAIL MIX Alert system :

1. Fruit : This is a poster who comes to the site purely to be a ' shit disturber ' They are to be avoided at all costs . They can be orange , lemon , or cherry - but almost always are lemon because they are so bitter . Rarer still is the coconut variety. These posters may even be in the form of a politician's child .

2. Nut : A poster who initially makes an ass of themselves on the site because they have an axe to grind about Canada , but soon come to their senses after a bit of assistance from the moderator . Somewhat dangerous at first , these types can usually be reformed and often integrated successfully into the site ( Ex. Absolut SS)

3. Candy : These are posters who are like most of the rest of us who , despite the occassional hard outer candy shell , are delicious inside and contribute favorably to this site .

It Seems we need to review the threat warning system once again in light of recent forum activity

Hi im from Cleveland Oh :lol:

American_Empire. Ever wonder why everyone dislikes america? Just take a look at your own attitude. You cant control everyone. You may think you can but you cant!!! Your president, if you can call him that, has everyone very nervous the way he goes over the UN's head!! One day you will have to account for your actions! You may own the building the UN is in but you dont own the UN!! You dont own Canada! You think we are soft give me a place and a time and we will see who is soft!!!! Your military may be bigger but beleive it or not ours is better trained!!! America is not an empire. One day it might be. But remember evrey empire falls eventually!!

You know, the incredible number of wingnut-boors who dive onto the internet, come to Canadian sites, and try to tell us how great they are reveals something about those particular people. They have no self-esteem and incredibly small penises. They are like little yapping dogs.

Theres nothing wrong with having a small penis just dont get into a contest about who has the larger penis.

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. :lol:

[quote="American_Empire"]Josh is so right you guys are real dumb in canada.......The Little country who could not do it!

HMM little country that couldnt do it eh! I have news for you little buddy and I use that term losely. Well if we couldnt do it why do have am radio, imax projector, standard time,telephone,walkie talkie,worlds first commercial motion picture,washing machine(you would still be washing your clothes in the river and pounding them on rocks),oilwells,pulp newsprint, insulin, v chip, cable tv, oh and lets not forget the biggie for you yanks baseball and the baseball glove. Not to mention a host of other remarkable things we couldnt do.
So get off your high horse and come back to earth you little brat.