Actually, back when I was young man and still being forced to say Hail Mary's on a regular basis, the thought did cross my mind. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. (sip) It has been 2 months since my last confession. (sip)" The thing is that by the time I was done confessing all the things I'd done wrong, I'd have drunk a dozen beers and the Altar Boys would have had to help me to my bench.