What the hell happened to duck and cover????????????????
Somebody's been pulling the wool over my eyes for 50 years. I just get the duck and cover scenario down to a science, then they want me to build a freakin bomb shelter.
Best advice I ever got in this regard was from a nuclear physicist I met up at G.C.O.S. He told me, " Don't try to run. Don't try to hide. Remove all sharp objects from your pockets, and put your head firmly between your legs, and kiss you ass good-bye"!