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Cool read - How to survive a nuclear attack

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ngignac @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:27 am

I must seem like a nutjob. I already have one post about when the world will end. I don't think it will anytime soon don't worry. I posted these for entertainment purposes. But then again who knows ;)

http://www.secretsofsurvival.com/surviv ... ttack.html

Cool read.

   



hwacker @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:40 am

$1:
I must seem like a nutjob


"must"

and somebody gave you a license to teach. You do know anything you say on the internet can comeback to haunt you.

   



newfette @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:42 am

nahh you got nothing on justkate.. she takes the nutjob crown hands down

   



TattoodGirl @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:52 am

Thats a hilarious site, did you take a wander around it...I just got the best laugh from this first bit under 'Extreme Winter'

$1:
Suddenly, you hear the explosions in the distance while sipping a cold drink from your mountaintop estate. You've heard guns being fired before. You're a Desert Storm veteran, so you've heard bombs as well.
But you've never heard anything like this. After all, as the explosions continue and you look out the window, the mushroom clouds swirl up into the sky like tornados in the distance. Suddenly, you realize that this is the worst case scenario. It's something that your mind only allowed access to in nightmares.

It's a nuclear war.

The good news? The nuclear bombs are being set off a great distance away from you. The bad news?

Nuclear winter is shortly on its way... and you don't have a dog sled.



ROTFL ROTFL

   



Gunnair @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:58 am

hwacker hwacker:
$1:
I must seem like a nutjob


"must"

and somebody gave you a license to teach. You do know anything you say on the internet can comeback to haunt you.


That wins 'ironic statement of the day'... :roll:

   



ngignac @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:20 pm

hwacker hwacker:
$1:
I must seem like a nutjob


"must"

and somebody gave you a license to teach. You do know anything you say on the internet can comeback to haunt you.


lol......look who is talking.

How would this come back and haunt me?

   



Chumley @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:23 pm

The zombie survival guide is much better.

   



TattoodGirl @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:24 pm

$1:
How would this come back and haunt me?

Because you read the article and now know how to survive a nuclear attack...so when it happens all the folks that didnt take heed will be pounding on your door looking for shelter in your fallout shelter...one of them will be Hwacker

And that is how it will come back to haunt you!! 8O :lol: :wink:

   



Pseudonym @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:28 pm

Chumley Chumley:
The zombie survival guide is much better.

Max Brooks knows well how to combat the real threats of the world.

   



Chumley @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:30 pm

Pseudonym Pseudonym:
Chumley Chumley:
The zombie survival guide is much better.

Max Brooks knows well how to combat the real threats of the world.

[B-o]

   



TattoodGirl @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:31 pm

Chumley Chumley:
The zombie survival guide is much better.

It is quite excellent...I own the Action Heroines Handbook, as well...so I am set for any situation :wink: :lol:

   



Bacardi4206 @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:39 pm

Do they got a survival section on relatives?

   



Gunnair @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:42 pm

TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
$1:
How would this come back and haunt me?

Because you read the article and now know how to survive a nuclear attack...so when it happens all the folks that didnt take heed will be pounding on your door looking for shelter in your fallout shelter...one of them will be Hwacker

And that is how it will come back to haunt you!! 8O :lol: :wink:


.... uhhh, TG, Hwanker, being a professional towel rack, ain't all that smart..... besides, he'll be a zombie by then for not having read that guide. :lol:

   



TattoodGirl @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:48 pm

Gunnair Gunnair:
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
$1:
How would this come back and haunt me?

Because you read the article and now know how to survive a nuclear attack...so when it happens all the folks that didnt take heed will be pounding on your door looking for shelter in your fallout shelter...one of them will be Hwacker

And that is how it will come back to haunt you!! 8O :lol: :wink:


.... uhhh, TG, Hwanker, being a professional towel rack, ain't all that smart..... besides, he'll be a zombie by then for not having read that guide. :lol:

Im thinking being turned into a Zombie might be a step up for him :lol:

   



Gunnair @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:09 pm

TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
Gunnair Gunnair:

.... uhhh, TG, Hwanker, being a professional towel rack, ain't all that smart..... besides, he'll be a zombie by then for not having read that guide. :lol:

Im thinking being turned into a Zombie might be a step up for him :lol:


Can't hurt his engaging social skills. :lol:

   



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