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Those Blackwater boys ain't got shit on a PMS'ing spouse.

I know my lady would clean the walls with a squad of them tiger lillies.

   

This is why CC Permits should be given to everybody....this Woman could have handled it herself!

   

This is just proof that the more technologically advanced people get, the dumber they become.

Before cell phones the stupid bitch would have had to drive to the police station to file a complaint and likely would have been politely taken into an interrogation room, and had some freakin sense knocked into that empty cavity that occupies the space above her shoulders.

Oh how I long for the old days.

   

This guy called 911 just because the doorman wouldn't let him into a bar(too drunk) in Regina. Got a most stern warning from the cops about negligent usage of 911 and the possibility of being arrested for it(public mischief).

   

I know the ambulance people here. 3 or 4 times a week someone miraculously 'gets better' in transit and wants to be dropped off at the bar.
They have to go through the motions and sign them into the hospital first. Most are gone out the back door by the time the doctor gets to the Emergency ward....

   

"Drunk in public? What are you talking about, officer? I was drunk in the bar. I got thrown into the public."

   

Are you fucking serious!?!?

I seriously want to go to her house with about 20 pounds of shrimp and completely cover her house are car...shove it in the vent, the doors, spread it all over the windows, in her tail pipe, in her bird bath. Oh wait, she lives in a trailer right?

---sorry I blew up

   

I have a cop scanner so get to hear all the 911 calls as there dispatched to the cops and it gets abused big time.
Mostly it's drivers with road rage who are pissed because someone passed them or was driving slowly(usually the speed limit) so they phone it in.

Then theres the threatening text messages kids send in school,definatly worth a 911 call.

The majority of 911 calls here are false alarms as people put the number on speed dial and accidentally wind up hitting that number.

   

Ive actually done that before on accident.

My voicemall password is 9211. So one time I thought I was typing in my password but I didnt actually call it. So then it started ringing, I looked and it said "emergency call 911". So I flipped out and hung up...nothing happened though.

   

Are you Ron, "Tater Salad", White?

   

maybe she has an "anti-allergic" problem over shrimps. Like, if she doesn't eat shrimps, she has an allergic reaction.

   

   

When I was four or five years old, we kept getting prank phone calls at the house. My parents didn't seem capable of doing anything about it, but I figured the operator would be able to help us out, and since they weren't going to call her, I would.

There was only one problem: I was five and didn't know the number for the operator... so I called 911 to find out. I still remember the 911 guy's tone of voice when I asked him the question. He was really confused.

   

   

   

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