Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Newsbot @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:22 am
Title: Woman calls 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
Category: Uncle Sam
Posted By: snookums
Date: 2009-04-08 06:03:08
roger-roger @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:22 am
What is wrong with these people????
Brenda @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:29 am
And a police officer actually went there??? 
commanderkai @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:33 am
Brenda Brenda:
And a police officer actually went there???
I think the McDonalds incident shows these people WILL call back over and over.
SigPig @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:35 am
Boo-freaking-Hoo. People need to get over themselves.
hurley_108 @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:38 am
Brenda Brenda:
And a police officer actually went there???
Either the incident was real, in which case he was there legitimately, or it wasn't, in which case he should have arrested the caller. Either way, there's reason for him to be there.
\DRTFA
Brenda @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:40 am
*stamps foot in the grocerystore and calls 911 because her ham is sliced too thick*
hurley_108 @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:40 am
Brenda Brenda:
*stamps foot in the grocerystore and calls 911 because her ham is sliced too thick*
That's a taserin'.
N_Fiddledog @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:51 am
I call 911 on you guys every time you say something that pisses me off. 
It doesn't make the front page of the local paper though.
Bacardi4206 @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:24 am
Wow, this is like the 5th article of something like this happening this year alone? How idiotic can some people be. Why are they all in the states as well or majority in texas? Bizare.
Pseudonym @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:33 am
I sure am glad we have laws against the abuse of the system. Fine her and use the cash to pay for a working brain.
Lemmy @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:33 am
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raydan @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:45 am
Lemmy Lemmy:
A lack of shrimp in shrimp fried rice certainly is a valid reason for using 9-1-1. If I don't get enough shrimp, my only course of action is to SNAP, kick the shit out the wife and kids, toss all furniture through the windows, then go on a rampage with through town in the pickup truck. It's better for an angry take-out customer to call the police before the violence escalates and they end up on the next episode of COPS.
So I should start calling 911 as soon as my girlfriend begins her PMS.
Why wait until those little fists start flying.
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QBall @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:37 pm
raydan raydan:
Lemmy Lemmy:
A lack of shrimp in shrimp fried rice certainly is a valid reason for using 9-1-1. If I don't get enough shrimp, my only course of action is to SNAP, kick the shit out the wife and kids, toss all furniture through the windows, then go on a rampage with through town in the pickup truck. It's better for an angry take-out customer to call the police before the violence escalates and they end up on the next episode of COPS.
So I should start calling 911 as soon as my girlfriend begins her PMS.
Why wait until those little fists start flying.
After posting it online you may want to call Blackwater instead.
raydan @ Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:55 pm
QBall QBall:
raydan raydan:
So I should start calling 911 as soon as my girlfriend begins her PMS.
Why wait until those little fists start flying.
Why wait until those little fists start flying.
After posting it online you may want to call Blackwater instead.