CNN: Attempted coup underway in Venezuela
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:17 am
BREAKING NEWS>>>>
https://www.cnn.com/americas/live-news/ ... index.html
That rotten bastard Maduro is finally getting his worthless socialist ass kicked to the curb!![[cheer]](./images/smilies/icon_cheers.gif "Cheer"){kind=icon}
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:18 am
Looks like the military is backing the overthrow of the only fat guy in the country.
DrCaleb @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:24 am
It's always the fat guy's fault.
Yes, we are looking at you, Kim Jong Haircut.
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:50 am
I always enjoy the 'fog of war' information that comes along at times like this.
The fun tidbit going a few minutes ago is that the Vz Supreme Court (all Maduro cronies) issued arrest warrants for the entire National Assembly.
The National Assembly responded by issuing death warrants for the members of the Supreme Court that instruct the military to kill the judges on sight. 
Maybe it's true. I certainly hope it is! If not, then at least it's entertaining!
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:56 am
Best comment I've seen so far:
Socialism: You can vote yourself in ... but you have to shoot your way out.
xerxes @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:08 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
BREAKING NEWS>>>>
https://www.cnn.com/americas/live-news/ ... index.html
That rotten bastard Maduro is finally getting his worthless socialist ass kicked to the curb!
https://www.cnn.com/americas/live-news/ ... index.html
That rotten bastard Maduro is finally getting his worthless socialist ass kicked to the curb!
Hopefully. The last time there was a coup attempt in Venezuela, it only solidified Chavez’ popularity and power which has led us to this shit tsunami.
DrCaleb @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:10 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Best comment I've seen so far:
Socialism: You can vote yourself in ... but you have to shoot your way out.
Socialism: You can vote yourself in ... but you have to shoot your way out.
Yea, like in 2002 when the US tried to instigate a coup . . . oh, wait.
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:16 am
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Best comment I've seen so far:
Socialism: You can vote yourself in ... but you have to shoot your way out.
Socialism: You can vote yourself in ... but you have to shoot your way out.
Yea, like in 2002 when the US tried to instigate a coup . . . oh, wait.
Yeah, that attempted coup against Chretien was a nasty affair! I recall the vicious Battle of Timmy's in which the opposed groups threw stale Timbits at each other...it was awful!
Were it not for the quick thinking of the Canadian military dropping cheese curds on the crowds in Nanaimo who knows what could have happened!
Yup...that was a close one!
DrCaleb @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 9:22 am
Don't forget Rachael Notley too! El Presedente had to get an ammo drop from Russia, and came out of the Legislature with Kalishnakoffs blazing!
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:09 am
Street fighting has now broken out in Venezuela.
Military units loyal to Maduro are using live ammunition against the opposition protesters with people now being reported dead and wounded.
DrCaleb @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:13 am
Yea, this was the only way it could end. 
Saw this happening for weeks.
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:50 am
Someone with a steady aim zotted a full colonel who was supporting Maduro. 
BartSimpson @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:51 am
Turkey's dictator is unsurprisingly supporting Venezuela's dictator. 
DrCaleb @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:05 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Someone with a steady aim zotted a full colonel who was supporting Maduro.
'Zotted'
That terrible movie is still making its presence known.
llama66 @ Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:20 am
I watched video of the Government forces running the protesters down with armoured vehicles.