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Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number

   

In my alphabet, U comes before I.

   

(Get as close as you can to the other, then stare at his/her lips) Can you feel it? There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?

   

So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.

   

Here is one that works...

Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)


That should be my whole repertoire... I'll post back If I can think of more.

   

Mario... dude...
Exactly HOW many times a week do you get smacked across the face for using all of that pathetic crap!!!???

LMAO

   

it's all about the offer and demand...

   

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

   

WOW !!!

   

Now that was a pretty good one!!!

   

PENATRATOR's favorite...

Can I push you stool in...

   

   

That I have used:

... in the park: "Do you know what time it is?" That one got me an immediate date.

.... While drinking in a car with a buddy with his old girl friend between us: No words, just started to kiss her on the neck - Holy shit! things got hot real fast. My buddy was not happy with me. The kiss on the neck has worked several times. I think it is not threatening, but the message is clear.


... I was at a company picnic and told a gal that I didn't feel good, so she took me home to her place. Tried to make me more comfortable and well... I started to feel better. A lot better... It's playing a sympathy card. If you are injured or not feeling well, gals just want to take care of you. ...better if you just have to lay down....

.... To a Canadian gal: Want to go to a dance? Got the dance date and a nice kiss. Canadian gals are sweet.

.... "I am new in town, could you help me with my grocery shopping?" Yes, she did and of course we had to rest a bit after carrying in the groceries into my apartment. Then the kiss on the neck... then it took off from there.

Once I just knocked on the door at the ladies dorm and asked the gal that answered if there was anyone in the building who wanted to go out on a date. I got my date. Not bad... a little weird, because she put on a wig so her boyfriend wouldn't see her.

Pickup lines gals have used on me:

While standing at a bar for a quick after work drink with a buddy, a gal comes up and insists that we have met before. I was pretty confused until my buddy tells me I was getting picked up... I was just too dumb to pick up on it and I was not available.

Her: "I have kept you (in her office) so late... we might as well go do some dinner?"

Her: "I am taking some vacation days, want to go hiking?" Then we had drinks at her place afterwards and she said I couldn't leave until I finished my drink... and she kept making drinks...

I was sitting at a pizza joint with a married couple and this gal sat across the way from me on a stool and small table. She was fiddling with her skirt. Then I noticed that instead of pulling her skirt down, she was pulling it up a bit... I just about crapped. Asked my friends if I was seeing this right? They confirmed. I didn't pick her up as I had too many other things to do. I didn't expect to pick up a gal a a pizza joint.

From one gal: "I have a thing about sex". That got my attention... and we took care of her itch....

One gal asked me for a ride while I was getting into my car and rubbing up against me... I couldn't close the car door unless I agreed to take her... She was dressed up and perfumed.... We.... well... that was a slam dunk.

Little notes left on my desk....

The indirect approach.. a gal will have her girl friend tell me that I should ask her out.... That works sometimes. Guess that is the wingman approach.

   

That one would definately get my attention!!

   

Here's a few...

Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?

Finally...

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

   

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