Best and Worst Pick Up Lines
I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....
"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
Can you believe it??
C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!
Are you from Memphis?
No why?
Cause you are the only Ten-I-See
And One I actually used.
"You better be careful. Youre sitting under a fire sprinkler. You might set it off."
kitty @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:02 pm
Can I borrow your cell phone? I just wanna call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
do guys really think these work?
Toro @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:03 pm
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....
"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Can you believe it??
C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!
That's hilarious.
"What's your blood type?"
I can't beleive some guy would actually use that line. It's not possible..is it? Gawd that was terrible!
Toro Toro:
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....
"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Can you believe it??
C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!
That's hilarious.
"What's your blood type?"
If someone asked me that, I would probably be more creeped out than anything else!!
Tricks @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:09 pm
gstang23 gstang23:
Are you from Memphis?
No why?
Cause you are the only Ten-I-See
And One I actually used.
"You better be careful. Youre sitting under a fire sprinkler. You might set it off."
:lol: Those are both priceless.
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Tricks @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:16 pm
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
ROTFL
THAT ONE IS AWESOME!!!!!
Robair @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:02 pm
"Please? Pllleeeaaaasse? I promise it will only take a minute and you won't feel a thing."
Robair Robair:
"Please? Pllleeeaaaasse? I promise it will only take a minute and you won't feel a thing."
I think I may have heard that one before!! LOL!!
Toro Toro:
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
Toro Toro:
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....
"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

Can you believe it??
C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!
That's hilarious.
"What's your blood type?"
If someone asked me that, I would probably be more creeped out than anything else!!
What if he was wearing a doctor's outfit and had a stethoscope at a Halloween party?
Hmmm, I guess it depends on how much I had to drink!!
Of course I have my Ph.D in gynecology!!!
QBC @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:47 pm
I actually knew a guy that used this at a party and no it wasn't me....... "Hi, my name is Kevin, I like apples, let's fuck"