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foxybcgurl @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:38 pm

I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

:lol: Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!

   



gstang23 @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:46 pm

Are you from Memphis?

No why?

Cause you are the only Ten-I-See




And One I actually used.

"You better be careful. Youre sitting under a fire sprinkler. You might set it off."

   



kitty @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:02 pm

Can I borrow your cell phone? I just wanna call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
:roll:


do guys really think these work?

   



Toro @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:03 pm

foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

:lol: Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!


:lol: :lol:

That's hilarious.

"What's your blood type?"

   



MrMarch @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 6:15 pm

I can't beleive some guy would actually use that line. It's not possible..is it? Gawd that was terrible!

   



foxybcgurl @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:03 pm

Toro Toro:
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

:lol: Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!


:lol: :lol:

That's hilarious.

"What's your blood type?"


If someone asked me that, I would probably be more creeped out than anything else!!

   



Tricks @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:09 pm

gstang23 gstang23:
Are you from Memphis?

No why?

Cause you are the only Ten-I-See




And One I actually used.

"You better be careful. Youre sitting under a fire sprinkler. You might set it off."
:lol: Those are both priceless.

   



foxybcgurl @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:15 pm

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

   



Tricks @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:16 pm

foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

THAT ONE IS AWESOME!!!!!

   



Robair @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:02 pm

"Please? Pllleeeaaaasse? I promise it will only take a minute and you won't feel a thing."

   



foxybcgurl @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:05 pm

Robair Robair:
"Please? Pllleeeaaaasse? I promise it will only take a minute and you won't feel a thing."


ROTFL

I think I may have heard that one before!! LOL!!

   



foxybcgurl @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:16 pm

Toro Toro:
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
Toro Toro:
foxybcgurl foxybcgurl:
I thought I'd start this thread because of some guy that was hitting on me the other day.....this is what he said.....

"If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

:lol: Can you believe it??

C'mon, lets hear some other good ones!!


:lol: :lol:

That's hilarious.

"What's your blood type?"


If someone asked me that, I would probably be more creeped out than anything else!!


What if he was wearing a doctor's outfit and had a stethoscope at a Halloween party?


Hmmm, I guess it depends on how much I had to drink!! :wink:

   



Arctic_Menace @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:47 pm

Of course I have my Ph.D in gynecology!!!

   



QBC @ Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:47 pm

I actually knew a guy that used this at a party and no it wasn't me....... "Hi, my name is Kevin, I like apples, let's fuck"

   



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