Quotes that inspire you?

Well I tried it and no Bush. So I guess it was just teasing you Twilia (thanks Laconfir

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Yes, Laconfir. It was msn. I'm glad to know it showed up for somebody else, cause I just about fell off my computer chair!

ChrissyP I had in mind to post some wonderful quotes about children that I'd read. I wanted to make sure I attributed them to the right person and got them right, unfortunately when I got those results from msn it all just flew out of my head just before i hit the gound. lol

"Good things wait for those who cum." .............. Electricbuford

"That man will start a war and he'll do it out of greed." My grandfather just after Bush got appointed.

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A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT:

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is

research.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. (this is

one of my long time favorites)

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried

before.

Change is inevitable....except from vending machines.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

LOL

Something from a "Simpsons" re-run I saw yesterday:

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try."
- Homer Simpson

...and on a more serious note;

"Win with humility and lose with pride"
- Vince Lombardi

"Some people deam of great accomplishments. Others stay awake and do them."

"Duct tape is like the force. There's a light side, a dark side and it holds the whole universe together."

"Buckfutter."

"Smile, it makes people wonder what you've been up to."

"For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness."

"It is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."

"You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it."

"If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down."