Abbas for Flamer!
Scrappy @ Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:57 pm
Abbas you might want to read the Koran again.
Article: Note it's not purdy. PC crowd, hug your blankies and suck your sookies please. No harm was meant to the "Sookie Brigade" L to the forhead.
Slit a Cow Throat, Win a Spot in Paradise!
Commentary by John Boston
Mr. SCV
Friday January 12, 2007
"NKARA, Turkey - Over a thousand Turks spent the first day of the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in emergency wards on Sunday after stabbing themselves or suffering other injuries while sacrificing startled animals..."
- Reuters
For countless centuries, a question is asked, millions of times a day.
How do you pray?
There's the $64,000 question. We've tried building towers to God, sacrificing everything around the hut from incense to virgins. In days past, the Catholics have gone so far as to outlaw sushi on Fridays.
I'd hate to be the agency handling public relations for Islam. They've taken a lot of hits. There's those annoying assassinations of various folks, from political cartoonists to presidents. There's the suicide bombing thing. I realize that not all Muslims are suicide bombers. But, I also note that there are more Muslim suicide bombers than Anabaptist suicide bombers or even Vegan/Nazi suicide bombers.
We tend to be politically correct in the West and it's impolite to point out that there is hardly a spot on the globe where Islam is not at war with not only its neighbors, but itself, as well.
And now this.
According to the Reuters news agency: "At least 1,413 people - referred to as 'amateur butchers' by the Turkish media - were treated at hospitals across the country, most suffering cuts to their hands and legs, the Anatolia news agency reported."
I was troubled by that number of 1,413.
It's just for the reported hospital admissions, only for Turkey and only for the first day. Around the globe, how many injuries or fatalities - reported or not - were there of Muslims trying to off an unsuspecting moo cow?
There is a dark Polish joke aspect in the details. Four of the total number reported were severely injured when they were, according to Turkish reports: "crushed under the weight of large animals that fell on top of them."
Someone please tell me the hapless celebrants weren't lying under a ton of livestock when they started the ritualistic slayings.
I am all for cheering on the Big G in H in everyone's own particular way.
But one supplicant nearly died when a crane he was using to hoist a large animal collapsed, with said steer crushing said Muslim who was standing smack dab underneath.
As one newsroom wag dryly noted: "Hmmm. 'Jackass. The Muslim Edition.'"
(SIDEBAR: If you're a terrorist and would like to blow up Josh Premako's car, please call the newsroom before you blow up my car and I'll be happy to point out which banged-up rusting Chevy in the employee parking lot is his.)
I'm trying to recall.
All those Warner Bros. cartoons I watched as a child and adult and I never saw that happen to even Wile E. Coyote.
I'm assuming that when they banter about the phrase, "large animals for sacrifice," they're talking cows.
Do you get an extra cushy spot in paradise for slaughtering a hippopotamus? Or virgin Siamese twins with low self-esteem in the hereafter for offing a blue whale?
(NOTE TO CELEBRANTS: When attempting to sacrifice a blue whale with several tons of TNT or a really big knife, make sure your whale does not fall on you.)
According to CNN-Turk television:
"Three other people suffered heart attacks and died while trying to restrain animals."
The Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha is based on one of religion's greatest, most touching stories: Abraham. The patriarch of the Old Testament and Koran loved God so, he was willing to sacrifice his eldest son to prove it. His hand was stayed by an angel.
Much admiration has to go to the Muslims who take the allegory of Abraham a step further and implement it in their own lives. Many followers of Islam will visit a professional butcher for this ritual then pass along the meat to friends, family and the poor.
Alas, every nation has its religious version of trailer park police chase videos. In Turkey, there were reports of people attempting to slaughter livestock in apartments, in a backyard patio or even on the side of the road. To its credit, the Turkish government has attempted to crack down on this unsafe practice.
And that's a nice start.
There were 1,413 people reported who were treated at Turkish hospitals for a variety of injuries sustained for trying to kill livestock.
Reported.
And that's just in Turkey.
On the first day.
Century after century has rolled along. Prisoners have been tossed into active volcanoes. The Mayans and Aztecs plucked the beating hearts from tens of thousands. Pick a culture. How many uncounted worshippers have offed an animal in hopes of a pleasant spring or a chance to skip the cold and flu season? Worse, how many have prayed in such a fashion for the pleasure of seeing their enemies' entrails rotting in the sun?
You wonder if some South Seas villager or later-day Conan the Barbarian, hovering over a steaming carcass, was ever visited by introspection:
"Hmmm. I keep doing this, over and over - slitting the throats of Bossy the Cow or Vicky the Virgin. Has my life been demonstrably better?"
The number - 1,413. People with broken toes, cracked ribs from being squished by a bull, inflamed and swollen groin from being butted by a goat, self-inflicted stab wounds, heart attacks and concussions.
Well.
Less than 1,413, factoring in the dead folk.
They're probably sitting in the waiting room, asking one of two soul-searching questions:
"Am I praying funny?"
Or -
With a steely eyed gaze aimed at a distant horizon: "That didn't work. Next year, I'm going to need a bigger animal..."
Behold the religion of peace????????????????????????????
Abbas @ Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:00 pm
Scrappy Scrappy:
Abbas you might want to read the Koran again.
Article: Note it's not purdy. PC crowd, hug your blankies and suck your sookies please. No harm was meant to the "Sookie Brigade" L to the forhead.
Slit a Cow Throat, Win a Spot in Paradise!
Commentary by John Boston
Mr. SCV
Friday January 12, 2007
"NKARA, Turkey - Over a thousand Turks spent the first day of the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in emergency wards on Sunday after stabbing themselves or suffering other injuries while sacrificing startled animals..."
- Reuters
For countless centuries, a question is asked, millions of times a day.
How do you pray?
There's the $64,000 question. We've tried building towers to God, sacrificing everything around the hut from incense to virgins. In days past, the Catholics have gone so far as to outlaw sushi on Fridays.
I'd hate to be the agency handling public relations for Islam. They've taken a lot of hits. There's those annoying assassinations of various folks, from political cartoonists to presidents. There's the suicide bombing thing. I realize that not all Muslims are suicide bombers. But, I also note that there are more Muslim suicide bombers than Anabaptist suicide bombers or even Vegan/Nazi suicide bombers.
We tend to be politically correct in the West and it's impolite to point out that there is hardly a spot on the globe where Islam is not at war with not only its neighbors, but itself, as well.
And now this.
According to the Reuters news agency: "At least 1,413 people - referred to as 'amateur butchers' by the Turkish media - were treated at hospitals across the country, most suffering cuts to their hands and legs, the Anatolia news agency reported."
I was troubled by that number of 1,413.
It's just for the reported hospital admissions, only for Turkey and only for the first day. Around the globe, how many injuries or fatalities - reported or not - were there of Muslims trying to off an unsuspecting moo cow?
There is a dark Polish joke aspect in the details. Four of the total number reported were severely injured when they were, according to Turkish reports: "crushed under the weight of large animals that fell on top of them."
Someone please tell me the hapless celebrants weren't lying under a ton of livestock when they started the ritualistic slayings.
I am all for cheering on the Big G in H in everyone's own particular way.
But one supplicant nearly died when a crane he was using to hoist a large animal collapsed, with said steer crushing said Muslim who was standing smack dab underneath.
As one newsroom wag dryly noted: "Hmmm. 'Jackass. The Muslim Edition.'"
(SIDEBAR: If you're a terrorist and would like to blow up Josh Premako's car, please call the newsroom before you blow up my car and I'll be happy to point out which banged-up rusting Chevy in the employee parking lot is his.)
I'm trying to recall.
All those Warner Bros. cartoons I watched as a child and adult and I never saw that happen to even Wile E. Coyote.
I'm assuming that when they banter about the phrase, "large animals for sacrifice," they're talking cows.
Do you get an extra cushy spot in paradise for slaughtering a hippopotamus? Or virgin Siamese twins with low self-esteem in the hereafter for offing a blue whale?
(NOTE TO CELEBRANTS: When attempting to sacrifice a blue whale with several tons of TNT or a really big knife, make sure your whale does not fall on you.)
According to CNN-Turk television:
"Three other people suffered heart attacks and died while trying to restrain animals."
The Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha is based on one of religion's greatest, most touching stories: Abraham. The patriarch of the Old Testament and Koran loved God so, he was willing to sacrifice his eldest son to prove it. His hand was stayed by an angel.
Much admiration has to go to the Muslims who take the allegory of Abraham a step further and implement it in their own lives. Many followers of Islam will visit a professional butcher for this ritual then pass along the meat to friends, family and the poor.
Alas, every nation has its religious version of trailer park police chase videos. In Turkey, there were reports of people attempting to slaughter livestock in apartments, in a backyard patio or even on the side of the road. To its credit, the Turkish government has attempted to crack down on this unsafe practice.
And that's a nice start.
There were 1,413 people reported who were treated at Turkish hospitals for a variety of injuries sustained for trying to kill livestock.
Reported.
And that's just in Turkey.
On the first day.
Century after century has rolled along. Prisoners have been tossed into active volcanoes. The Mayans and Aztecs plucked the beating hearts from tens of thousands. Pick a culture. How many uncounted worshippers have offed an animal in hopes of a pleasant spring or a chance to skip the cold and flu season? Worse, how many have prayed in such a fashion for the pleasure of seeing their enemies' entrails rotting in the sun?
You wonder if some South Seas villager or later-day Conan the Barbarian, hovering over a steaming carcass, was ever visited by introspection:
"Hmmm. I keep doing this, over and over - slitting the throats of Bossy the Cow or Vicky the Virgin. Has my life been demonstrably better?"
The number - 1,413. People with broken toes, cracked ribs from being squished by a bull, inflamed and swollen groin from being butted by a goat, self-inflicted stab wounds, heart attacks and concussions.
Well.
Less than 1,413, factoring in the dead folk.
They're probably sitting in the waiting room, asking one of two soul-searching questions:
"Am I praying funny?"
Or -
With a steely eyed gaze aimed at a distant horizon: "That didn't work. Next year, I'm going to need a bigger animal..."
Behold the religion of peace????????????????????????????
Article: Note it's not purdy. PC crowd, hug your blankies and suck your sookies please. No harm was meant to the "Sookie Brigade" L to the forhead.
Slit a Cow Throat, Win a Spot in Paradise!
Commentary by John Boston
Mr. SCV
Friday January 12, 2007
"NKARA, Turkey - Over a thousand Turks spent the first day of the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in emergency wards on Sunday after stabbing themselves or suffering other injuries while sacrificing startled animals..."
- Reuters
For countless centuries, a question is asked, millions of times a day.
How do you pray?
There's the $64,000 question. We've tried building towers to God, sacrificing everything around the hut from incense to virgins. In days past, the Catholics have gone so far as to outlaw sushi on Fridays.
I'd hate to be the agency handling public relations for Islam. They've taken a lot of hits. There's those annoying assassinations of various folks, from political cartoonists to presidents. There's the suicide bombing thing. I realize that not all Muslims are suicide bombers. But, I also note that there are more Muslim suicide bombers than Anabaptist suicide bombers or even Vegan/Nazi suicide bombers.
We tend to be politically correct in the West and it's impolite to point out that there is hardly a spot on the globe where Islam is not at war with not only its neighbors, but itself, as well.
And now this.
According to the Reuters news agency: "At least 1,413 people - referred to as 'amateur butchers' by the Turkish media - were treated at hospitals across the country, most suffering cuts to their hands and legs, the Anatolia news agency reported."
I was troubled by that number of 1,413.
It's just for the reported hospital admissions, only for Turkey and only for the first day. Around the globe, how many injuries or fatalities - reported or not - were there of Muslims trying to off an unsuspecting moo cow?
There is a dark Polish joke aspect in the details. Four of the total number reported were severely injured when they were, according to Turkish reports: "crushed under the weight of large animals that fell on top of them."
Someone please tell me the hapless celebrants weren't lying under a ton of livestock when they started the ritualistic slayings.
I am all for cheering on the Big G in H in everyone's own particular way.
But one supplicant nearly died when a crane he was using to hoist a large animal collapsed, with said steer crushing said Muslim who was standing smack dab underneath.
As one newsroom wag dryly noted: "Hmmm. 'Jackass. The Muslim Edition.'"
(SIDEBAR: If you're a terrorist and would like to blow up Josh Premako's car, please call the newsroom before you blow up my car and I'll be happy to point out which banged-up rusting Chevy in the employee parking lot is his.)
I'm trying to recall.
All those Warner Bros. cartoons I watched as a child and adult and I never saw that happen to even Wile E. Coyote.
I'm assuming that when they banter about the phrase, "large animals for sacrifice," they're talking cows.
Do you get an extra cushy spot in paradise for slaughtering a hippopotamus? Or virgin Siamese twins with low self-esteem in the hereafter for offing a blue whale?
(NOTE TO CELEBRANTS: When attempting to sacrifice a blue whale with several tons of TNT or a really big knife, make sure your whale does not fall on you.)
According to CNN-Turk television:
"Three other people suffered heart attacks and died while trying to restrain animals."
The Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha is based on one of religion's greatest, most touching stories: Abraham. The patriarch of the Old Testament and Koran loved God so, he was willing to sacrifice his eldest son to prove it. His hand was stayed by an angel.
Much admiration has to go to the Muslims who take the allegory of Abraham a step further and implement it in their own lives. Many followers of Islam will visit a professional butcher for this ritual then pass along the meat to friends, family and the poor.
Alas, every nation has its religious version of trailer park police chase videos. In Turkey, there were reports of people attempting to slaughter livestock in apartments, in a backyard patio or even on the side of the road. To its credit, the Turkish government has attempted to crack down on this unsafe practice.
And that's a nice start.
There were 1,413 people reported who were treated at Turkish hospitals for a variety of injuries sustained for trying to kill livestock.
Reported.
And that's just in Turkey.
On the first day.
Century after century has rolled along. Prisoners have been tossed into active volcanoes. The Mayans and Aztecs plucked the beating hearts from tens of thousands. Pick a culture. How many uncounted worshippers have offed an animal in hopes of a pleasant spring or a chance to skip the cold and flu season? Worse, how many have prayed in such a fashion for the pleasure of seeing their enemies' entrails rotting in the sun?
You wonder if some South Seas villager or later-day Conan the Barbarian, hovering over a steaming carcass, was ever visited by introspection:
"Hmmm. I keep doing this, over and over - slitting the throats of Bossy the Cow or Vicky the Virgin. Has my life been demonstrably better?"
The number - 1,413. People with broken toes, cracked ribs from being squished by a bull, inflamed and swollen groin from being butted by a goat, self-inflicted stab wounds, heart attacks and concussions.
Well.
Less than 1,413, factoring in the dead folk.
They're probably sitting in the waiting room, asking one of two soul-searching questions:
"Am I praying funny?"
Or -
With a steely eyed gaze aimed at a distant horizon: "That didn't work. Next year, I'm going to need a bigger animal..."
Behold the religion of peace????????????????????????????
What does that have anything to do with my flamer medal? Way to go Scrappy, you have collected another post in your post count. You are really starting to make your point now.
Blue_Nose @ Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:12 pm
Abbas Abbas:
Plus, I would never ever ever ever risk doing something like that. Killing you would be like spitting in the fact of my religion because we are not allowed to kill animals for pleasure.
Oooooooh, SNAP!! 
Firecat @ Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:50 pm
Abbas Abbas:
hwacker hwacker:
Hey Abass what is "Al-taqiyya" and don't be lying to us non_muslims
How the hell should I know? I am not a Quran or a book on introduction to Islam. Look it up yourself, it doesn't say Google on my forehead.
I was surprised by the sudden caginess about Abbas on this, so I did as he suggested and looked up Al-taqiyya.
According to al-islam.org the principle describes how it is permissible to speak the opposite to your beliefs (lie) to protect yourself from harm.
There are differing views on this "practice" between Shi'ia and Sunni. and whether it is best translated as "dissimulation" or "diplomacy."
http://www.al-islam.org/ENCYCLOPEDIA/chapter6b/1.html
I would like to address a question then to Abbas:
One of the Judeo-Christian commandments proscribes "bearing false witness;" although the Bible then depicts "righteous men" doing that very thing, there is no commentary that attempts to justify it. It usually just ignores the breach and moves on without question. This principle seems to permit a muslim to lie about his faith or anything else without flinching if he perceives a threat of "harm" (whatever that may mean to him at that time.)
This principle of Islam must automatically raise doubts in the listener about the soothing words you have presented here in such a reasonable manner. The very words in this article makes your diplomatic manner highly susoect.
One must perforce ask "what is he hiding?"
Your reluctance to answer the question as posed certainly suggested something about Islam you were not comfortable talking about.
Would you address it now, please?
Tricks @ Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:52 pm
Abbas Abbas:
Tricks Tricks:
Abbas Abbas:
Tricks Tricks:
Abbas Abbas:
Tricks Tricks:
Abbas Abbas:
oh by the way, Muslims cannot lie so If I am pretending to be Muslim because I envy Islam then I wouldn't be doing a very good job of envying it. I am who I say I am, want proof, all you have to do is ask. 
Muslims cannot lie? Then Osama Bin Laden can't lie repeatedly about taking part in 9/11... LOLLol, you want to start with that subject again. I know you are dieing to talk about 9/11 and you will get the chance. Let me deal with the morons first (hwacker), once I have brought the human out of him, you will have your debate.
And, you know this because you are Osama's right hand man? Deception is a deadly tool. (yes, I have said this before)
I have seen many men swear by their religion and still not follow it. Hitler did everyone one of those things that you mentioned so stop trying to make Osama look like an angel from Islam. I will answer your "fucking" question, just wait a bit, I don't have time or the ability to answer 7 threads at a time.
hwacker @ Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:59 pm
Abbas Abbas:
hwacker hwacker:
Abbas Abbas:
$1:
Oh STFU already. People are just picking on you because they know you'll stick your smelly sock in your mouth like you continually do. It’s not admiration it’s disgust.
Haha, you know you love me hwacker, if I wasn't around, everybody else would treat you like spam. I give you a reason to live my friend so live, while it lasts.
I hope that wasn't a threat.
Are you seriously that insecure hwacker. Are you joining up with thefactremain's visions and voices that he hears? First sociopath, now insane? come on man, you have more sense then that.
Plus, I would never ever ever ever risk doing something like that. Killing you would be like spitting in the fact of my religion because we are not allowed to kill animals for pleasure.
Dude I'm going to bust you every time you make a false statement. I think you're full of shite.
and you better ask Omar Hasan Ahmad al-Bashir about that little statement you made.
Abbas @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:24 pm
Where is my medal.
Firecat @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:29 pm
Abbas Abbas:
Where is my medal.
You do realize that where I come from a "flamer" is a term for an effeminate homosexual?
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
Tricks @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:31 pm
Firecat Firecat:
Abbas Abbas:
Where is my medal.
You do realize that where I come from a "flamer" is a term for an effeminate homosexual?
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
Abbas @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:36 pm
$1:
You do realize that where I come from a "flamer" is a term for an effeminate homosexual?
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
Thanks for killing my joy. I dont want the fuckin thing anymore lol. TAKE AWAY MY ANNOYING MEDAL, What am I, Tricks?
Firecat @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:39 pm
Abbas Abbas:
$1:
You do realize that where I come from a "flamer" is a term for an effeminate homosexual?
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
Thanks for killing my joy. I dont want the fuckin thing anymore lol.
WEll, I thought you ought to know before uyou embraced it to eagerly.
ziggy @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:40 pm
Abbas Abbas:
$1:
You do realize that where I come from a "flamer" is a term for an effeminate homosexual?
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
Thanks for killing my joy. I dont want the fuckin thing anymore lol. TAKE AWAY MY ANNOYING MEDAL, What am I, Tricks?
Ahahahahahahahaha!
camerontech @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:47 pm
Reminds me of King of the Hill when Hank gets a bowling shirt with "Flamer" stitched on it
Tricks @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:53 pm
Abbas Abbas:
$1:
You do realize that where I come from a "flamer" is a term for an effeminate homosexual?
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
I found it astounding to see a medal called that here, and thought it hilarious that you nominated yourself for it.
Thanks for killing my joy. I dont want the fuckin thing anymore lol. TAKE AWAY MY ANNOYING MEDAL, What am I, Tricks?
[/sarcasm]
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=dgoo-oPtANc&mode=related&search=[/youtube]
Watch the first little bit of that, you'll get the point.
ziggy @ Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:55 pm
heh,Brokeback Abass