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You know this may sound a little naive, but I just can't see women masturbating all that much.

Men are more physical, where women are more emotional.

Besides, when it comes right down to it, I'm not sure to many guys out there when given the opportunity to get a little nookie, would say no. So women really don't have to try as hard to find a partner.

Men give love to have sex; Women give sex to be loved.

   

that's ridiculous

   

The "problem" with masturbation lies in the beliefs and values that have been attached to it.

"Dirty", "evil" and "against God's will" would be a couple of those.

"Fun", "healthy" and "relaxing" might be a few others.

   

Just what is so "ridiculous" about that post??

   

I'm out! *Runs in a slams the cash on the counter*

I don't really see what this has to do with morality unless you plan on doing it in public....even then I'm sure someone would call it art. The point is, is that it's your parts and you should be able to do whatever makes you legally happy with them. Is it morally wrong to pierce and tattoo said parts? No so why would it be wrong to enjoy the same parts in privacy?
Girls don't really do that too do they?

   

You know that we do. Isn't it funny that no one has mentioned all the wonderful toys that are available for girls to really enjoy themselves. It's a huge industry because yes ...we do masturbate and yes... we have toys.

   

I'll lend a hand or tongue whatever it takes...

My motto:

satisfaction guaranteed or I'll do it again

   

I edited it

btw, if it's self administered, careful not to get alkaline poisoning.

   

True story: When my son was much younger, I took my wife and him and paid a visit to the local zoo.

As we approached a small group of people who were hanging around one of the monkey-cages, I noticed a small rhesus started wacking off like a, well... like a crazed rhesus.

As the moms started hiding this activity from their youngsters, my son looked up and asked me, "Dad. What is that monkey doing?"

Without missing a beat, I responded in a stage whisper: "Pretending he's married."

The fallout was quite spectacular. For awhile after that, I could relate to a crazed rhesus.

   

Ha HA Ha....I know what you mean, here is a bit of my own story for you.
When my wife and I were first married we jumped each other like rabbits everyday for the first year or so ( you married people know the story fight make up fool around) this went on constant for the first year.
Towards the end of our second year of marriage the sex had started to slow down a little.... by the middle of the third year my wife looks at me and with all seriousness and says "how come we don't fool around as much as we used to" Gents here is a peice of advice think hard about what you answer if you are ever asked a similar question.
I did not! I said the first thing that came to mind that i thought was funny.....My reply was "I don't know about you but for me it is because i am running out of people to think about when we are doing it" I knew what that little monkey felt like for the next six months
ps true story.

   

As long as there is comedy - there is hope.

As long as there is masturbation - there is a way out!

   

And you guys thought wet dreams stopped when you turned 21.

   

You are still alive

   

If it was wrong to masterbate, most people would slam right through the first two layers of hell when they died.

   

dubya was banned or what?

   

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