The Official CANADAKA Fuck list!
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raydan @ Mon Jun 08, 2020 12:47 pm
stratos stratos:
Well fuck, this site has someone advocating for violence uprising in America and for an attack upon Canada's PM. This is not a type of forums CKA started out as or one I see as a worth while place to spend any significant time at. Going to miss the fuck out of some of you.
Your country was born out of a violent uprising.
Then there was another one to make it better.
Maybe a third one is just overdue.
Thanos @ Mon Jun 08, 2020 12:51 pm
stratos stratos:
Well fuck, this site has someone advocating for violence uprising in America and for an attack upon Canada's PM. This is not a type of forums CKA started out as or one I see as a worth while place to spend any significant time at. Going to miss the fuck out of some of you.
Who the fuck said what to fucking who now? Meh, we all have our fucking spazz moments, no need to make more out of it than is necessary.
Strutz @ Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:45 pm
Strutz Strutz:
I have a fucking dental issue. I just know it's a fucking abscess.
My dental office emailed me that they were back in operation as of last week so I'm going to have to go deal with it. Just glad it didn't fucking happen 2 months ago.
My dental office emailed me that they were back in operation as of last week so I'm going to have to go deal with it. Just glad it didn't fucking happen 2 months ago.
Called to get an appt (left a msg yesterday) and originally this morning they said tomorrow afternoon. I insisted I had an emergency situation and wanted in today so they called me back and said ok so I went in late this afternoon. Good call as when I went in the dentist (new guy as my dentist "suddenly" retired last fall) said good thing I came in as it was getting really fucking bad and he had to do a drain on it as the swelling was getting fucking worse and moving upward towards my fucking eye. Still a bit frozen and I know the pain will kick in once the fucking freezing is gone. Have a week of antibiotics and will have to see an endodontist for the work. Whether I lose the tooth or not... we shall see.
DrCaleb @ Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:14 am
Strutz Strutz:
Strutz Strutz:
I have a fucking dental issue. I just know it's a fucking abscess.
My dental office emailed me that they were back in operation as of last week so I'm going to have to go deal with it. Just glad it didn't fucking happen 2 months ago.
My dental office emailed me that they were back in operation as of last week so I'm going to have to go deal with it. Just glad it didn't fucking happen 2 months ago.
Called to get an appt (left a msg yesterday) and originally this morning they said tomorrow afternoon. I insisted I had an emergency situation and wanted in today so they called me back and said ok so I went in late this afternoon. Good call as when I went in the dentist (new guy as my dentist "suddenly" retired last fall) said good thing I came in as it was getting really fucking bad and he had to do a drain on it as the swelling was getting fucking worse and moving upward towards my fucking eye. Still a bit frozen and I know the pain will kick in once the fucking freezing is gone. Have a week of antibiotics and will have to see an endodontist for the work. Whether I lose the tooth or not... we shall see.
Holy fuck lady!
Hope the pain isn't too bad.
BartSimpson @ Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:47 am
Fuck 2020. 
DrCaleb @ Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:52 am
2020, brought to you by the letters W, T and F.
Strutz @ Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:53 am
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
Strutz Strutz:
Strutz Strutz:
I have a fucking dental issue. I just know it's a fucking abscess.
My dental office emailed me that they were back in operation as of last week so I'm going to have to go deal with it. Just glad it didn't fucking happen 2 months ago.
My dental office emailed me that they were back in operation as of last week so I'm going to have to go deal with it. Just glad it didn't fucking happen 2 months ago.
Called to get an appt (left a msg yesterday) and originally this morning they said tomorrow afternoon. I insisted I had an emergency situation and wanted in today so they called me back and said ok so I went in late this afternoon. Good call as when I went in the dentist (new guy as my dentist "suddenly" retired last fall) said good thing I came in as it was getting really fucking bad and he had to do a drain on it as the swelling was getting fucking worse and moving upward towards my fucking eye. Still a bit frozen and I know the pain will kick in once the fucking freezing is gone. Have a week of antibiotics and will have to see an endodontist for the work. Whether I lose the tooth or not... we shall see.
Holy fuck lady!
Hope the pain isn't too bad.
At least last night that weeee bit of vodka I had helped. This morning the swelling is down but the area where he made the incision is fucking super tender. They gave me some gauze to use to press on the area to try to get more of the crap out. I did that a few times last night but am not too keen about doing this morning though I should.
At least when I msg my manager about my situation on Sunday she lined up a back-up in case I wasn't able to work today. Took up the offer yesterday so I have the day off to rest.
DrCaleb @ Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:51 am
More fucking Microsoft updates. I'll go out on a limb and say 'fuck off, Microsoft'.
herbie @ Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:00 pm
If it was for version 2004, don't gripe. They were going to release it in March, then April, finally called it May update and launched last week...
<y fuck of the week is for Jimmie P and SaveOn Foods. Went to buy a steak last night it was $44 something a kilo on the shelf. TWENTY BUCKS A POUND to start BBQ season. THe wife told me to look in the freezer.... there some was she bought last week. For $15.41 a kilo.
Almost triple the price in a week?? FUCK YOU
It was $26 something at Co-Op
BartSimpson @ Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:11 pm
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
More fucking Microsoft updates. I'll go out on a limb and say 'fuck off, Microsoft'.
Yup, build 2004 of Windows 10 killed my gaming computer. Tried to save it but some unknown driver did something to the motherboard and now it's dead.
The replacement machine won't be here for four fucking weeks.
This is the new beastie:
$1:
Omen by HP Obelisk Desktop 875-1040st
Product number: 6FH15AV
•Energy Star
•FLAG EPEAT
•MISC HEVC MEDIA EXTENSION HP
•WARR 1/1/0 US
•HP OMEN 1C19 Country Kit US
•19C1 Cycle AV
•DIB WARRANTY 1Y US ENG HP INC
•NVIDIA® GeForce® RTX 2080Ti (11 GB GDDR6 dedicated)
•OMEN by HP Obelisk Desktop PC - 875-1040st CTO
•3 TB 7200 rpm SATA
•No Secondary storage
•No Third storage
•HP black wired keyboard with volume control and wired optical mouse kit
•McAfee Livesafe (30 day)
•HyperX 64GB (4x16GB) DDR4 2666 UDIMM
•Shadow Black front bezel, glass cover with 750W PSU
•802.11a/b/g/n/ac (2x2) Wi-Fi® and Bluetooth® 4.2 M.2 combo
•Office Trial
•Windows 10 Pro Plus
•16 GB NVMe™ Intel® Optane™ Memory for storage acceleration
•MISC PKG Sgl PK TWR Dotcom 19C1
•Power Cord
•9th generation Intel® Core™ i9-9900K Processor with liquid cooling
•No RAID
Processing
Estimated shipment: Jul 06, 2020
Product number: 6FH15AV
•Energy Star
•FLAG EPEAT
•MISC HEVC MEDIA EXTENSION HP
•WARR 1/1/0 US
•HP OMEN 1C19 Country Kit US
•19C1 Cycle AV
•DIB WARRANTY 1Y US ENG HP INC
•NVIDIA® GeForce® RTX 2080Ti (11 GB GDDR6 dedicated)
•OMEN by HP Obelisk Desktop PC - 875-1040st CTO
•3 TB 7200 rpm SATA
•No Secondary storage
•No Third storage
•HP black wired keyboard with volume control and wired optical mouse kit
•McAfee Livesafe (30 day)
•HyperX 64GB (4x16GB) DDR4 2666 UDIMM
•Shadow Black front bezel, glass cover with 750W PSU
•802.11a/b/g/n/ac (2x2) Wi-Fi® and Bluetooth® 4.2 M.2 combo
•Office Trial
•Windows 10 Pro Plus
•16 GB NVMe™ Intel® Optane™ Memory for storage acceleration
•MISC PKG Sgl PK TWR Dotcom 19C1
•Power Cord
•9th generation Intel® Core™ i9-9900K Processor with liquid cooling
•No RAID
Processing
Estimated shipment: Jul 06, 2020
Thanos @ Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:37 pm
Finally got a fucking haircut today after about five months since the last one. Almost feel fucking human again. Somehow I don't feel like fucking killing anyone anymore. 
DrCaleb @ Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:01 am
Fucking customer is making noises like they want people back in the fucking office.
My company has no plans to return to fucking Covidville citing the end of September as the earliest, but not finalized.
Protip - If you want a nice reusable mask, Etsy has some nice prints. I got a black, 3 layer one that says "If you can read this you are too close" because I am fucking cheeky. $14. Free Shipping. Canadian supplier. 
DrCaleb @ Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:12 am
Why do USAians not give a fuck about their 3rd amendment? They skip from the second directly to the fourth. Or fifth, if they are before a congressional comittee.
PluggyRug @ Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:46 am
Just helped a friend change the fucking starter motor on his F150. The number of fucks and other expletives coming from under the truck exceeded health guide lines. There's one fucking bolt that you can't see and have to feel for with a 13mm socket, 6" extension, uni joint, 6" extension, uni joint, 2" extension, wrench. Fucking basterd.
DrCaleb @ Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:19 am
Is his blend door motor driving him constantly fucking crazy with the *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* yet?
Fixed that fucker twice now. I'm going to tear it out and fucking re-engineer the gear assembly like Ford should have done the first fucking time.
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