US $540 Million "Mega Millions" lottery for 8 July 2016
raydan @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 2:31 pm
How many times do we have to do this until we win? 
BartSimpson @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:00 pm
raydan raydan:
How many times do we have to do this until we win?
It'd be awfully cool if it were this time, wouldn't it?
Also, the click count here (and ad revenue) on CKA would go through the friggin' roof if the headline on CBC and etc. were...
"Canada Kicks Ass website group wins half billion dollar lotto prize!"
Thanos @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:18 pm
No! Don't anyone tell the media or government what's going on! 
BartSimpson @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:33 pm
Thanos Thanos:
No! Don't anyone tell the media or government what's going on!
Why not? You'd have a whole new crop of newbies to taunt and mock!
![[B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif "Drink up")
Thanos @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:41 pm
You'll have to Cayman-ize my share immediately upon winning because I'll be fucked if I give a penny to the feds, the dippers, or Nenshi's city hall. 
2Cdo @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:43 pm
Thanos Thanos:
You'll have to Cayman-ize my share immediately upon winning because I'll be fucked if I give a penny to the feds, the dippers, or Nenshi's city hall.
Yep. Me and my money would be gone into some tax haven.
Caelon @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:08 pm
Or we could have a hell of a party and just blow it like other winners.
Alta_redneck @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:41 pm
Oops, to late ??
Canadian_Mind @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:05 pm
Alta_redneck Alta_redneck:
Oops, to late ??
No, this is for the 8th.
And we in Canada don't have to worry about a thing. No taxes on lottery winnings. Even if that weren't the case, I do believe Bart is allowed to bequeath each of us with a one time sum as a non-taxed "gift."
Unsound @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:11 pm
I'm in.
Alta_redneck @ Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:26 pm
Canadian_Mind Canadian_Mind:
Alta_redneck Alta_redneck:
Oops, to late ??
No, this is for the 8th.
And we in Canada don't have to worry about a thing. No taxes on lottery winnings. Even if that weren't the case, I do believe Bart is allowed to bequeath each of us with a one time sum as a non-taxed "gift."
Ok thanks, I thought for a moment it was Wed / Sat night draws. I was to busy trying to get my name in to look at the ticket. And thanks again Bart.
BartSimpson @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:41 pm
EDIT: UPDATED from $508 million to $540 million!!! ![[cheer]](./images/smilies/icon_cheers.gif "Cheer"){kind=icon}
Strutz @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:02 pm
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
EDIT: UPDATED from $508 million to $540 million!!!
It might be even higher tomorrow. What time do they cut-off purchasing tickets?
Brenda @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:56 pm
I think you should count me in as well... pretty please? 
bootlegga @ Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:18 pm
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Still need a small winter home in the Caribbean. 
May I make a suggestion?
Hell yeah, sign me up!