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EDIT: UPDATED from $508 million to $540 million!!!

Excuse me, but may I say...damn.

Here's hoping we win this one for the team!


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As always, a couple rules and disclaimers:

1. Regardless if they sign on or not Trevor & Hyack each get an equal share of any jackpot.

2. To qualify you must have 100 or more posts on CKA.

3. Just post in the topic and you're in!

4. Any legal reasons why you can't share in the jackpot, or why you have to pay taxes, or any other legal issue that pops up is your problem and not mine.

5. The shares of the jackpot will be equally divided among those who are qualified according to these rules and disclaimers AND who have the legal right to participate.

6. You must sign in BEFORE the draw in order to participate. No exceptions.

7. A 'jackpot' is defined as the top prize if one of our ticket(s) matches all of the winning numbers.

   

gimme
gimme
gimme

   

A lot of lakes around here of varying size.

I figure I could find the perfect boat for each one.

   

Half a billion could keep me in hookers and blow for at least 5 years!

   

Still need a small winter home in the Caribbean.

   

May I make a suggestion?

   

Been there.

Nice place, friendly people.

   

For $500m we could stage a coup and then annex it to Canada...

   

Vive la révolution!

   

5 year's, that's an impossibly long time.

   

5 years.


Pussy.

   

I'm in

   

Maybe we could send a bunch of ammo over to the female Kurdish soldiers in the The Women’s Protection Units.

   

FTFY.

   

   

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