Joke of the Day!!!!
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Strutz @ Tue Aug 08, 2023 12:58 pm
A blonde walks into a library and walks up to the desk and states "I want a Big Mac and fries".
The librarian replies "You do realize this is a library".
The blonde says "I'm sorry" then whispers "I want a Big Mac and fries".
DrCaleb @ Thu Aug 10, 2023 9:41 am
My doctor told me I have high blood pressure and short term memory loss.
At least I don't have high blood pressure.
DrCaleb @ Thu Aug 17, 2023 11:21 am
I heard Hooters is going to start a delivery service called 'Knockers'.
DrCaleb @ Fri Aug 18, 2023 11:35 am
To everyone with ADHD, what is stopping you from upgrading to AD4K?
DrCaleb @ Tue Aug 22, 2023 7:18 am
Did you hear about the rainbow that went to jail?
It was a light sentence to give it time to reflect.
DrCaleb @ Thu Aug 24, 2023 10:09 am
The hardest part of making a to-do list, is figuring out who will do these tasks.
raydan @ Thu Aug 24, 2023 6:44 pm
Seat belts don't save lives, ambulance drivers are just too lazy to look for the bodies.
DrCaleb @ Fri Aug 25, 2023 7:53 am
The Rainbow has been released from prism.
DrCaleb @ Fri Aug 25, 2023 8:06 am
The toy store is having a sale on Lego.
People are lined up for blocks.
DrCaleb @ Tue Aug 29, 2023 9:38 am
I have a keyboard that can type underwater. It can type other words too.
Strutz @ Fri Sep 01, 2023 3:24 pm
Seen on the sign at a local animal hospital (known for their funny signs)
Windows: Reality TV for cats
DrCaleb @ Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:54 am
It's weird being the same age as old people.
DrCaleb @ Fri Sep 15, 2023 7:47 am
How many Germans does take to screw in light bulb?
One.
Germans very efficient, and no sense of humour.
raydan @ Fri Sep 15, 2023 11:27 am
I know a guy who's 90 years old and still doesn't need glasses.
He drinks straight from the bottle.
raydan @ Sat Sep 16, 2023 2:25 pm
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
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