Canada Kicks Ass
LEARNING FRENCH

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SaintLucifer @ Thu May 04, 2006 10:56 pm

Streaker Streaker:
SaintLucifer SaintLucifer:
Under my new fascist government of Canada, I would seek to remove French as one of Canada's official languages. Canada shall be changed from a bilingual into a unilingual state. Bilingualism is a very expensive and nonsensical proposition that seeks to separate Canadians. French will remain in schools as an optional course. It will no longer be mandatory. Quebec will no longer be allowed to seek out further referendii. Any further attempt to do so will be met with force. The Quebec Legislature will be abolished. Gilles Duceppe shall be jailed as a traitor for he has committed treason against the Canadian people.

Come with me my fellow Canadians!! Join me in embracing my facist policies!! I will make Canada the envy of the known world!


8O

uhh... Non merci.


Truly? There's the door. Leave the country. Simple. You do not abide by my fascist laws I simply refuse to allow you to hang around here speaking a language no other territory in the Northern or Southern hemisphere (with the lone exception of Haiti) speaks. You obey or you leave. Exile works wonders to a person's attitude. If you feel comfortable with your French, then perhaps French would be a likely destination for you? Surely they would be willing to accept you, after all they are French and you speak their language yes? If you refuse to deny your heritage, you are gone.

   



Streaker @ Thu May 04, 2006 11:05 pm

$1:
Exile works wonders to a person's attitude.


Oh it does, does it? I gather you've been "exiled" from a number of sites yet your attitude seems something less than wonderful....









...Good comedy act, though. :P

   



Knoss @ Sun May 07, 2006 6:30 pm

Hey Lucifer what if Saskatchewan leaves your regime and IPSCO steel is used to build the fircest fleet of armoured vehicles in North America

   



SJ-24 @ Wed May 10, 2006 6:57 am

I have no problem with people wanting to learn a second or third language, French included. However, I think the region you live in and the languages present in that region should have priority over a language that really has no connection to the region.

Here in BC, the majority speak one of four languages. English is the most popular, followed by in no particular order, German, Chinese, and one of 125 dialects of East Indian. It makes more sense for the folks to stick to these languages and benefit from them rather then taking time to learn a language that really isn't true French. While in Paris, my girlfriend and I got ourselves lost and stopped a well dressed older lady to ask for directions. My girlfriend, who I thought spoke perfect French, asked her in French for directions to the train. The woman got a real disgusted look on her face and said something which was too fast for me to catch. I asked my GF what the lady had said. At which point the lady turn to me and said in perfect English "I told her to learn how to speak proper French instead of that gutter French from Canada!". This was a good life lesson for me. I learned that no matter where you go on this globe you'll always find an asshole who just doesn't understand patients and international relations. Second; I learned that being raised in Quebec City does nothing to ensure your French is understood by those outside Canada.

So, while I still feel their is a use for the Quebec French, i don't feel that it should be pushed upon to the rest of Canada. Each province has it's own cultural make up that requires something other than french and if people think their French will get them directions in France, I'd be prepared to be insulted for using it. This is not to say that learning French is a bad thing. It's a great way to start off teaching your brain to wrap around a different language. just don't be afraid to learn something else that may be of more benefit, like Chinese.

   



Numure @ Wed May 10, 2006 7:01 am

Don't make to much out of what that lady said. Parisien French isnt even understood the people in France outside of Paris. French is different from one region to another, different accents and words. Just like Australian, British, and American english.

Parisiens though, they are on a world of their own.

   



Knoss @ Wed May 10, 2006 11:46 am

how rigedly are the policies of L'Accadamie Frncais observed in Canada, or by the Parisiens for that matter.

   



Indelible @ Wed May 10, 2006 12:05 pm

$1:
Under my new fascist government of Canada, I would seek to remove French as one of Canada's official languages. Canada shall be changed from a bilingual into a unilingual state. Bilingualism is a very expensive and nonsensical proposition that seeks to separate Canadians. French will remain in schools as an optional course. It will no longer be mandatory. Quebec will no longer be allowed to seek out further referendii. Any further attempt to do so will be met with force. The Quebec Legislature will be abolished. Gilles Duceppe shall be jailed as a traitor for he has committed treason against the Canadian people.

Come with me my fellow Canadians!! Join me in embracing my facist policies!! I will make Canada the envy of the known world!

you're a looney :roll:

   



Indelible @ Wed May 10, 2006 12:10 pm

$1:
Truly? There's the door. Leave the country. Simple. You do not abide by my fascist laws I simply refuse to allow you to hang around here speaking a language no other territory in the Northern or Southern hemisphere (with the lone exception of Haiti) speaks. You obey or you leave. Exile works wonders to a person's attitude. If you feel comfortable with your French, then perhaps French would be a likely destination for you? Surely they would be willing to accept you, after all they are French and you speak their language yes? If you refuse to deny your heritage, you are gone.

funny, that sounds kinda like what the separatists want

   



SJ-24 @ Thu May 11, 2006 4:51 pm

We enjoy the our trip to France even though my lady got bitch slapped for her French. But I must ask, if there are so many different dialects of French, why do we bother learning it? It seems to me that Canada is wasting money if this is the situation. Why not simply impose a law that states each province has the right to decide if it wants a second language...other than french.

   



Knoss @ Thu May 11, 2006 8:12 pm

They can NWT has 6 or so offical languages. I think 3 European and 3 aborigenal but I'm not sure

   



SJ-24 @ Fri May 12, 2006 10:01 am

I also question how many actual "French" people of natural heritage are left in the province of Quebec. It's true that Quebec has 23% of Canada's population, but immigration there is extremely high. I think the 2006 census can help answer a whole lot of questions that Canada really needs to have answered. I think I'll be writing a few access to information forms later this year and find out. I think 23% is way to high a number these days. I think we should be more realistic and put the officials on the spot about our true second most popular language. I realize there are a few million frnech speaking people, but how many are truly French and how many were forced to give up their true heritage to fit unto the socialist government of Quebec. Perhaps it's time to fire the French Language police and force them to speak and write Farcy! :wink:

   



Bodah @ Fri May 12, 2006 3:12 pm

As I can see this thread has been hijacked!!!

Want to learn french ? move to a part of the country or the world were thats the main language thats spoken.

Or just get a french girlfriend thats how I learned it.

   



SJ-24 @ Sat May 13, 2006 4:53 pm

I would have to agree with you on that Bodah. I spent 6 months learning it. After my course I was sent to the West Coast of Canada where I promptly forgot most of it. A buddy of mine who was on my course with me was sent to Baggotville Quebec where he went from knowing less than I to sounding like he grew up in a french household. He told me that when he started dreaming in French that he figured he was bilingual. I guess the theory of total submersion is right.

I heard that the military spends about 40 million a year to train people to dream in both languages...Imagine how many bullets and airplanes that could buy. In my mind its a waste of money and time. If someone wants to learn the language, send them to whichever language area they want to learn in. My daughter is now in Thailand learning the culture. I'm told that in 11 months she will be capable of speaking and partially capable of writing in Thai. The cost to the tax payers...Zero! The cost to me is about $7,000 and a whole lot of time missing her. :wink:

   



Numure @ Sun May 14, 2006 5:27 pm

SJ-24 SJ-24:
I also question how many actual "French" people of natural heritage are left in the province of Quebec. It's true that Quebec has 23% of Canada's population, but immigration there is extremely high. I think the 2006 census can help answer a whole lot of questions that Canada really needs to have answered. I think I'll be writing a few access to information forms later this year and find out. I think 23% is way to high a number these days. I think we should be more realistic and put the officials on the spot about our true second most popular language. I realize there are a few million frnech speaking people, but how many are truly French and how many were forced to give up their true heritage to fit unto the socialist government of Quebec. Perhaps it's time to fire the French Language police and force them to speak and write Farcy! :wink:


Québec's total population; 7 623 870
Canada's total population; 32 422 919

2001 census info;
Total of Francophones in Canada(French is their first language); 6 703 325
Total of Anglophones in Canada (First Language); 17 352 315


For Québec;

Francophones; 5 761 765
Anglophones; 557 040
Others; 709 420

And no, Québec doesnt get that much immigration. Oh and btw, each province can decide what their official language is. Québec is French only. NB is bilingual. And all the other provinces are english only.

   



Arctic_Menace @ Sun May 14, 2006 6:43 pm

Due to the nature of my world studies and future travel plans, I need to pick up basic Chinese, Japanese, some Korean, German, Hindi, Arabic, Spanish, and brush up on my French......

   



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