Pet peeves about women
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Ripcat @ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:38 pm
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
It's almost always a one way street.
I agree.
Ask us about work and we'll give you quick answer. We ask our women about their day at work.....actually, we don't even have to ask, we get told, and it seems to go on forever, and we then get in shit for showing a lack of interest. "Sorry honey, you lost me about 5 minutes in." I really don't care about your co-workers' lives, especially since I've never even met them. Are any good looking? Are they interested in a threesome? If looks could kill..... I'm going out to the garage to drink beer and work on the car with Bart now.
Ripcat @ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:40 pm
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
$1:
3. Asking no-win questions ("Did your ex-girlfriend kiss as well as me?") at the wrong time. As if there's ever a right time for such questions.
Then you answer no, but she fucked me so hard that she drained me to the point I looked like a raisin.
And she loved to give me blow jobs all the time!!!
ShepherdsDog @ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:41 pm
Bart's ex girlfriend was great.......a whore, but great.
Ripcat @ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:45 pm
lily lily:
To which I would say: "then why aren't you still with her?"
Depending on my mood, I might wish to imply it was something lacking in him.
Depending on my mood, I might wish to imply it was something lacking in him.
She was nowhere near as hot as you are baby!!!!
ShepherdsDog @ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:46 pm
something was lacking alright......hydration.
novachick @ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:55 pm
lily lily:
that makes sense. Dehydration can cause delusions.
Most guys are deluded from the start so it doesn't take much to take them all the way there
Blue_Nose @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:43 am
I know it's cliche, but the toilet seat issue came up this morning, and I snapped.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I pointed out how "fucking ridiculous" this non-issue is (again) this morning, never mind how insulted I am being told what I HAVE to do... If fighting all morning is worth the effort, I don't understand why she can't deal with it herself. She can't understand why I can't just do as I'm told, but otherwise can't give me a good reason why it's so necessary.
***
Oh, and another peeve is women's hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. I should tell her that she HAS to wear a hairnet in the shower and around the apartment if I HAVE to put down the damned toilet seat.
-Mario- @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:06 am
Adding salt to the wound 
Here is an old joke...
Brenda @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:14 am
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
I know it's cliche, but the toilet seat issue came up this morning, and I snapped.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I pointed out how "fucking ridiculous" this non-issue is (again) this morning, never mind how insulted I am being told what I HAVE to do... If fighting all morning is worth the effort, I don't understand why she can't deal with it herself. She can't understand why I can't just do as I'm told, but otherwise can't give me a good reason why it's so necessary.
***
Oh, and another peeve is women's hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. I should tell her that she HAS to wear a hairnet in the shower and around the apartment if I HAVE to put down the damned toilet seat.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I pointed out how "fucking ridiculous" this non-issue is (again) this morning, never mind how insulted I am being told what I HAVE to do... If fighting all morning is worth the effort, I don't understand why she can't deal with it herself. She can't understand why I can't just do as I'm told, but otherwise can't give me a good reason why it's so necessary.
***
Oh, and another peeve is women's hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. I should tell her that she HAS to wear a hairnet in the shower and around the apartment if I HAVE to put down the damned toilet seat.
I feel for ya, BN... I think it is nonsense the seat ALWAYS has to be down. Who cares? I have the hassle of putting it up when I have to clean the mess then...
It is WAY more important, that the one using the last piece of toilet paper, makes sure the roll is replaced
-Mario- @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:38 am
Here are my pet-Peeves... and not only directed to women
When anyone thinks their "don't remember" might trump my "do remember"
When anyone thinks my "don't remember" is an affront to their "do remember"
ShepherdsDog @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:46 am
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
I know it's cliche, but the toilet seat issue came up this morning, and I snapped.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I pointed out how "fucking ridiculous" this non-issue is (again) this morning, never mind how insulted I am being told what I HAVE to do... If fighting all morning is worth the effort, I don't understand why she can't deal with it herself. She can't understand why I can't just do as I'm told, but otherwise can't give me a good reason why it's so necessary.
***
Oh, and another peeve is women's hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. I should tell her that she HAS to wear a hairnet in the shower and around the apartment if I HAVE to put down the damned toilet seat.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I pointed out how "fucking ridiculous" this non-issue is (again) this morning, never mind how insulted I am being told what I HAVE to do... If fighting all morning is worth the effort, I don't understand why she can't deal with it herself. She can't understand why I can't just do as I'm told, but otherwise can't give me a good reason why it's so necessary.
***
Oh, and another peeve is women's hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. I should tell her that she HAS to wear a hairnet in the shower and around the apartment if I HAVE to put down the damned toilet seat.
I bought a spring loaded one for the ensuite in our room. Like me it's always up in the proper position and like me it's difficult to use when drunk.
BartSimpson @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:57 am
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
I know it's cliche, but the toilet seat issue came up this morning, and I snapped.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I pointed out how "fucking ridiculous" this non-issue is (again) this morning, never mind how insulted I am being told what I HAVE to do... If fighting all morning is worth the effort, I don't understand why she can't deal with it herself. She can't understand why I can't just do as I'm told, but otherwise can't give me a good reason why it's so necessary.
***
Oh, and another peeve is women's hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. I should tell her that she HAS to wear a hairnet in the shower and around the apartment if I HAVE to put down the damned toilet seat.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I pointed out how "fucking ridiculous" this non-issue is (again) this morning, never mind how insulted I am being told what I HAVE to do... If fighting all morning is worth the effort, I don't understand why she can't deal with it herself. She can't understand why I can't just do as I'm told, but otherwise can't give me a good reason why it's so necessary.
***
Oh, and another peeve is women's hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. I should tell her that she HAS to wear a hairnet in the shower and around the apartment if I HAVE to put down the damned toilet seat.
My wife and I resolved the toilet seat dilemma in 1988.
She wanted it down, I usually left it up.
She made a big deal out of something I frankly could care less about.
So one night I got up out of bed and peed all over the dainty little carpet thingy on the toilet seat cover (is that a toilet cozy?) and thereafter the seat was left up.
Brenda @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:05 am
You have a carpet thingy on your seat cover???
For WHAT???
Yogi @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:06 am
[quote="Blue_Nose"]I know it's cliche, but the toilet seat issue came up this morning, and I snapped.
It's never been an issue when I was growing up with a mother and sister, or obviously when I've lived with other guys or alone for the last five years, but suddenly now I've not only been asked to put it down (which I try to do now), I'm told that I HAVE to put it down, and I'm chastised every time I forget.
I really figured out how to put an end to this rediculous 'issue'. EVERY TIME that I went into the washroom I would' SCREAM bloody murder' that the seat was 'left down again' and 'somebody' had better 'get in here now' and 'lift the seat for me'!
It did not take long for THIS 'issue' to disappear!
Yogi @ Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:16 am
-Mario- -Mario-:
Adding salt to the wound
Here is an old joke...
Here is an old joke...
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