unmanned aircraft to patrol US border with Canada
llama66 @ Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:58 pm
ridenrain ridenrain:
that is one of my favorite Onion bits.
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
don't worry it's likely asexual reproduction
That is not possible...unless....a turkey baster is involved
Oh god I have vomit in my mouth
Chew this time before swallowing again
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
don't worry it's likely asexual reproduction
That is not possible...unless....a turkey baster is involved
Oh god I have vomit in my mouth
Shocking as it may sound, there is actually 'equipment' for women to use for self-impregnation that's a tad more sophisticated that a turkey baster. It does, however, require a 'donor' which makes me wonder why mess with the 'equipment' but I guess that's me being old fashioned and narrow minded again.
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
don't worry it's likely asexual reproduction
That is not possible...unless....a turkey baster is involved
Oh god I have vomit in my mouth
Nope, fascistcanadian will impregnate them both using the force of his will.
And all this has what to do with UAVs?
ziggy @ Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:04 pm
TheFoundersIntent TheFoundersIntent:
And all this has what to do with UAVs?
Nothing,we dont see it as a big deal,some do though.
It's more of a laugh to us.
Did your motion sensors stop working all of a sudden?
Why you need a drone is probably political,nothing else.
So excuse us Canadians within miles of your border for laughing at your paranoia.
QBC QBC:
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
don't worry it's likely asexual reproduction
...I dunno what visual is worse........
herbie herbie:
Screw with their brains.... program a robot to walk back and forth across the 49th.... give it a sombrero and a hockey stick...
TattoodGirl TattoodGirl:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
SprCForr SprCForr:
Stamp out a message in the snow on our side.
Give them bored operators something to look at.
I can think of several signs to make...
"NEED HELP.....OUT OF BEER"
"I CAN SEE ALASKA FROM HERE!!!"
"I'M IN UR BASE, KILLING YOUR DOODS..."
"SUCK IT *IMAGE OF SNOWDONG*"
"JUST HOW BORED R U RIGHT NOW?"
"HELLO ALIENS!"
"THE CAKE IS A LIE"
"LEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYYY JJJJJEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!"
*GIANT MIDDLE FINGER*
"YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE THOUGHT THIS WAS THE US/MEXICO BORDER."
"DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT...PERVERT"
Brilliant...sheer brilliance!!!!
lol, thanks.
ziggy @ Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:36 am
I can snowmobile into Montana pretty well any time undetected,we used to all the time,sometimes overnighting at great falls.Right down the highway on the snowmobiles,no one asked any questions as we had Canadian tire dollars in our wallets.
ziggy ziggy:
TheFoundersIntent TheFoundersIntent:
And all this has what to do with UAVs?
Nothing,we dont see it as a big deal,some do though.
It's more of a laugh to us.
Did your motion sensors stop working all of a sudden?
Why you need a drone is probably political,nothing else.
So excuse us Canadians within miles of your border for laughing at your paranoia.
Hmmm, you're not very smart are you?
A little sensitive?
TheFoundersIntent TheFoundersIntent:
ziggy ziggy:
TheFoundersIntent TheFoundersIntent:
And all this has what to do with UAVs?
Nothing,we dont see it as a big deal,some do though.
It's more of a laugh to us.
Did your motion sensors stop working all of a sudden?
Why you need a drone is probably political,nothing else.
So excuse us Canadians within miles of your border for laughing at your paranoia.
Hmmm, you're not very smart are you?
Wow thats a wonderful response I dont know how ziggy is going to come back from that one
Tegan Tegan:
A snow sculpture of Pamela Anderson.
You win 10,000 internets!