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I have an intern joke and it... nevermind.
— Monica Lewinsky (@MonicaLewinsky)
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This fits right here....
Here's another
I saw that!!! Blew my mind that a kid who would own a Tesla AND wear their hat is unaware that the car is all electric!!!
Even better...
A guy enters a bar, raises his gun up and snarls, "Who the fuck had sex with my wife?".
A guy at a table stands up and says, "You don't have enough bullets, mate".
I saw my dwarf neighbor standing at the bus stop this morning so I stopped him.
I said, "Jump in! I'll give you a lift!"
"Fuck off!" he said.
And I just thought to myself, "What an ungrateful person he is." Then I zipped up my backpack and kept on walking.
What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
They both have the same middle name
Deaf jokes...
Knock, knock
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