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Since 2019, no child born in Canada has been named 'Karen'.

   

The furniture store salesman told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

   

Alberta Premier Marlaina Smith bans kids from going by their preferred name

   

I looked through hours of commercials, and didn't see a superb owl.

   

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife.

She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

   

A contest is held between the FBI, MI5, & KGB to see who can find a cat fastest. The FBI agent returns with the cat in 4hrs. The MI5 agent in 3hrs. The KGB agent returns in 24hrs, but with a dog. "What happened," they ask, "and why a dog?" The dog shouts, "I'M A CAT! I'M A CAT!"

   

Watched toast won't.

   

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Tickle its balls.

   

Lost my job as a stage constructor.

Left without creating a scene.

   

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