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well , there you have it , the truth has been spoken .

   

N.B. for all Canadians.

If you are under 30, listen to Clogeroo.

If you are over 30, listen to grainfedprairieboy.

If you are Schleihauf, remove the tinfoil from your head and do what Clogeroo tells you to do.

If you are meaden24 or like meaden24... Get some dick. Get laid. Drink some booze. Smoke this, snort that. Take it easy however you can.


For the love of humanity.

W.

   

*evil laughter*

*hands you "The Canadian Manifesto" by D. A. C. Jessome*

First, I would call for the destruction of the Statue of Liberty...... With some stupid excuse like "it's an obvious terrorist attack choice" or something.

Then I'd.... Canadianise America!

Cold Turkey style.

"American Dollars? Sorry, we don't take those anymore. Get them cashed in for Canadian.".

Take a taste of gay marriage! And a side dish of some Socialist Healthcare! Oh! And the GST! You Yanks are complaining about taxes in your country right now? HA! Oh, this should make everyone happy, Good by War on Drugs, HELLO LEGAL POT.

Lovely flag you got their America. VOID. If you don't burn your old American flag, you are UnAmerican! Hand the Maple Leaf Flag from your door from now on. it's "The Americna thing to do, and you don't want to be a bad American!".

Try some liquor 19 year olds! DRINK UP.

What is Starbucks? DRINK TIMMIES. You Never heard of "CSI: Toronto"?

SEX AT 14! FREE PORN AND CANDY!

Force America to stop Land Mining and sign the treaty that is agaisnt discrimination of woman! And the convention on the Rights of the Child!

GOOD BYE TO THOSE PROUD NUKES!

Oh this would be SO MUCH FUN. NO MORE YANKEE TELEVISION! COLD TURKEY!



*slapped*

Eh....? Woah!, Er, *cough*.

I'm a little giddy today,


Did you agree with me, or.....

Cause, yeah, I really do think we own the United States, My teachers think I'm crazy.

   

Well I *do* own America and I'll tell you what I do with it.

-I commit genocide in Afghanistan and Iraq directly.
-I commit genocide in the rest of the world INdirectly.
-I steal from the poor and give it to the rich.
-I oppress women.
-I oppress blacks.
-I have enslaved an army of gay guys and I make them clear brush on my ranch as a punishment from Jesus for being gay.
-I perpetuate the classicism that rapes the earth of its spirit, divides rich from poor and black from white, men from women, young from old. I am the deceiver and destroyer. I am a member in good standing of the republican party, freemasons, skull and bones, Bohemian Grove, Illuminati, and several others that you peasants have not even heard of.




Beelzebub, Lucifer, the Great Deceiver



Yours from Hell,

W.

   

Best you got? I look scarier,

Genocide huh?

I'd say something about 'genocide'... But's it is illegal in Canada, Well, if Americans are a race...... I mean... Uh.... Did I say that...? What about 300 million people? You guys are crazy.

"Section 318 defines genocide as any acts committed with intent to destroy an identifiable group —such as killing members of the group, or deliberately inflicting conditions of life calculated to bring about the group’s physical destruction."

Reeaaalllyyy.......

"Section 319(1): Public Incitement of Hatred

The crime of "publicly inciting hatred" has four main elements. To contravene the Code, a person must:

* communicate statements,
* in a public place,
* incite hatred against an identifiable group,
* in such a way that there will likely be a breach of the peace. "


2 years for it. Eh. Canada is safer this way... And I am 100% sure that I have breached that too many times for my own good.... *cough* Public place? As in the internet..? Or a school?

.......

Wait....

Lucifer?

.......

Well well well.... Welcome back.

   

If I owned the US, I'd free the South.

   

I would probably combine some states together because 50 is a pain to remember.

http://ca.geocities.com/kingsquests/clogusa.bmp

Also would replace the flag with this one.

http://ca.geocities.com/kingsquests/american_Flag.bmp

English would be made an official language and a parliamentary system similar to Australia would be adopted. The crown of Great Britain and Northern Ireland shall be reinstated over the united states. The United States new name shall be deemed the Kingdom of the United States. God Save the Queen shall be adopted as the anthem of the kingdom. The armed forces would be cut in half and would be more focused on home security rather than abroad. That money saved would go towards paying off the national debt. In order to own property, rent from property, use hospital and educational services proper immigration and citizenship papers must be proven if you cannot provide proper identification then you will be immediately deported to your country of origin and all assets you might have held or obtained will become the property of the united states. Immigration will be halted from certain countries and clawed back to a minimal number. Families who have 4 or more children the limit being 8 will receive a free paid education to any college or university in the country as well as their family will receive financial assistance to raise their family. Physical education shall be an aggressive 2-hour class every day starting from grades 7 to 12 to combat obesity. The list goes on and on

   

10.

   

No Biritain gave teh colonies soverignty though negotiantions with Jefferson (Declaration of Independance).

   

If I owned America, I would make every single state into a sovereign nation. The CIA and the FBI would be dissolved. All documents labeled "classified" would no longer be withheld from the publics eyes and last but not least... the statue of liberty would be replaced with an even greater statue of Ernesto Che Guevara!!!

   

...and Al Qaeda would be able to see them as well. Way to go, nihilist.




Che was a murderer, sick freak.



W.

   

America spawned the sadist Walt Disney.

   

Al Qaeda, Al Qaeda... The goat herders are coming to attack us! RUN! RUUUUUUN!!! Nihilist.. hehe.. funny.. that's what the Communists in Russia called the opposition.

   

britney spears?

   

I'd say right now we are in charge of ownage.

   

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