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That's my prayer every night.

   

Priceless...

   

Nice mouth on that guy, I bet his buddies in Massachusetts like it also.

   

Could rip it apart its so full of bs in the first two paragraphs. But over all it did give me a laugh

   

I think that guy has anger issues.

either way, an entertaining read.

   

Washington, DC murder capital USA.

   

hold on a second, bitch. You have this weird thought about how EVERYONE in the south is a gun waving redneck fag-bashing, tencommandment-stocking in the judicial building, asshole. You have got your facts wrong, yanker.

you see, i live in memphis, tennessee, the place you call the ALL-Christian bible belt, and I'll tell you about what it's like. As a matter of facts, I'll answer the American Liberal Elite of the Northeast Stereotype:

1) You said everyone in the bible belt wants to ban gay marriage. BUULLLSSSHHHIITTTTTT. I'm not even a Christian. I was born and raised Jewish, and I'll guarantee that everyone in my town, regardless of religion or sexual preference, respects an individuals right to privacy, and his or her own pursuit of happiness.

2) You said that you should have let the south go, right? Well FUCK YOU! America, the north that is, with all the "real americans", would FALL APART!!!! You think you could survive without the south, BITE ME!

3) You apparently don't respect the second ammendment enough to care about this to read, but I'll say it anyway. You see, if it was just a country full of liberal elites, no guns, no rednecks, and just a bunch of hippies, we would get taken over by FUCKING CANADA! That would suck balls, and YOU KNOW IT! Guns are not just for hunting, asshole, they're for protecting our families, and for our use in the case of, and this is actually true, the possibility of the violent overthrow of the country. Look it up! We were given the right to own guns for that reason because the founding fathers had just gotten out of a war with a very opressing government, and they had the FUCKING COMMON SENSE to KNOW that we needed to have the constitutional right to own protection, a.k.a THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, so that we could protect ourselves in case of a violent government overthrow. And that's covered under Free Speech, how fuckin' cool is that?

By the way, I have nothing against Canada. I lived in Toronto for three years growing up, and I thought it was a cool place.

But anyway, there you go, you south-bashing piece of SHIT!!!!!!

   

Lily quoted it. She didn't write it.

   

I was talking about who ever wrote it.

   

Ah.

Oh, I'd just like to ask...

Why would it suck if the United States was Canadian?

   

The regions in the US are too different. The US should either go back to the founding principles and understanding or seriously look at more regional control.

   

Why would it suck if the United States were Canadian? All right, maybe I did go a *little* to far. Most Americans and Canadians would be totally opposites, and not get along. It would be a silent civil war. It'd be like North Korea and South Korea trying to co-exist.

   

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Good Point.

   

"Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. "


(is it ok to laugh at this?)
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You mean kind of like Californians and Texans?

   

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