Joke of the Day!!!!
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Zipperfish @ Thu Oct 27, 2022 10:26 am
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
What did Britons use to light their homes before candles?
Electricity.
Electricity.
Ouch!
Strutz @ Thu Oct 27, 2022 5:01 pm
Zipperfish Zipperfish:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
What did Britons use to light their homes before candles?
Electricity.
Electricity.
Ouch!
Nice to see you Zip! ![[B-o]](./images/smilies/drinkup.gif "Drink up")
DrCaleb @ Fri Oct 28, 2022 8:30 am
Alyssa: “I’ve had it up to here with you, John! You think I talk like a pirate and you never buy me flowers!
John: “You want to know something? I do think you talk like a pirate! And I didn’t even know you sold flowers!
Zipperfish @ Fri Oct 28, 2022 10:32 am
Strutz Strutz:
Zipperfish Zipperfish:
DrCaleb DrCaleb:
What did Britons use to light their homes before candles?
Electricity.
Electricity.
Ouch!
Nice to see you Zip! Thanks! You too!
DrCaleb @ Tue Nov 01, 2022 10:49 am
One for the Ladies:
My Husband died. After He died, I couldn't even look at another man for almost 20 years.
But now that I'm out of Prison, I can honestly say it was worth it.
Strutz @ Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:50 pm
Another one:
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
housewife @ Tue Nov 01, 2022 5:53 pm
DrCaleb @ Wed Nov 02, 2022 8:19 am
A racist, an anti-semite and a black man walk into a bar
“Hey Kanye!”
DrCaleb @ Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:40 am
I am a little miffed. I ordered a book for $300 on how to scam people, and it hasn't arrived in 6 months.
raydan @ Wed Nov 02, 2022 11:41 am
A Priest, an Imam and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The rabbit says, "I must be a typo".
DrCaleb @ Thu Nov 03, 2022 7:55 am
Every day, same. People buy newspaper, look front, throw in trash.
Newspaper seller ask one day, "Why you do that? Why you not read inside newspaper?"
Man respond, "I check obituary"
"But obituary not on front page. Is on back page"
"Putin obituary be on front page"
Strutz @ Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:40 am
/\ Now that's a good one!
DrCaleb @ Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:24 am
What’s worse than a box full of snakes?
A box that was supposed to be full of snakes.
DrCaleb @ Mon Nov 07, 2022 10:43 am
I wish that there was a restaurant named “I don't care,” so I can take my girlfriend there.
DrCaleb @ Tue Nov 08, 2022 9:55 am
Voting in the US is a lot like driving.
To go backwards, choose “R”.
To go forward, choose “D”.
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