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damnit...I was at the mall with my friend David today and he said that funniest thing! but I can't remember! lol anyway, we went into a store called Spencers...it's sorta like a joke/sex store lol and we saw some weird things...we were reading magnets and t-shirts...I'll have to write them down next time we go to the mall (this Friday), but some of them were:

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Save the trees, eat a beaver.

There was a South Park one with the principal and he said, "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?" lol

and Cartman "I don't care! I do what I want!" (you have to see the episode to understand why it's funny...)

yeah...I can't remember very many funny ones...most of them were just about sex and stuff..

   

Have ya ever seen the "I'm with stupid" tee shirt with the arrow pointing straight up....classic!

   

yep that's funny stuff ...tomorrow...I shall come back with more t-shirt and magnet quotes...

   

um....poor guy...

   

I've heard that one already, but it's still funny...

   

back onto the quotes from T-shirts, and stuff, don't forget about the keychains!
For example: I suffer from C.R.S...Can't Remember Shit, or
Wanna get laid, crawl up a chickens ass and wait, I got a bunch more, but I actually do suffer from C.R.S!

   

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a ciggarette and has a huge smile on his face....the egg looks a little put out and says to no one in particular...."Well, I guess we answered that question."


EDIT....I may have posted this one before....oh well.

   

you posted it before, but um...I kinda don't get it I know what the "question" was but I don't see how a chicken smoking a cigarette answers it

   

Maybe when you're oldern

   

well that's what I thought....but it's not very funny and you don't have to act like a b**** about it....you're so rude

   

Now THAT'S funny!

   

and you're proud of that? It's easier to be a bitch than it is to be nice. I guess you gave up on trying to be nice? ew, I don't know why Hester talks to you...anyway, let's not ruin this thread.

   

Holy crap, chill out. I don't see why you're taking what she said so seriously

A guy walks into a bar and slips on some vomit. Minutes later a tough looking guy walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well.

The little guy says, "I just did that."

So the big guy beats the crap out of him.

   

A man is running in the park one day when he stops at a bench to rest. A woman is also sitting on the bench reading a magazine. The man asks her, "Does your dog bite?" looking at a very large doberman sitting near the bench.

"Never!" says the woman, continuing to read her magazine.

The man reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog bites his arm and runs away.

Bleeding, the man cries, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

The woman looks up from her magazine. "That wasn't my dog."

   

I knew SOMEONE would call out catfight..

BN, it's because ever since I came to the site, she's been nagging at me and it pisses me off that she can't grow up...

and funny joke...I've never heard it before

   

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