Joke of the Day!!!!
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Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:45 pm
I find jokes entertaining, though.
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:46 pm
lol BN nice...
give us a joke to cheer up Constantinople 
Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:46 pm
Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
Maybe it ment the father didn't get any cat's milk in his cereal....
The cat was a male, though, which makes it even more perplexing.
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:48 pm
I hope you're laughing as you type all of this crap, because you can't be serious!! why don't you go take a walk or something?
Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:50 pm
HockeyBabe HockeyBabe:
I hope you're laughing as you type all of this crap, because you can't be serious!! why don't you go take a walk or something?
I'm afraid I might kick a cat.
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:51 pm
lol ok...later guys...
HockeyBabe @ Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:56 am
exactly... lol
Robair @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:04 am
A mother and her young son were flying WestJet from Halifax to
Calgary.
The son turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer that wouldn't lead to
things she was not prepared to discuss with her young son, told him to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
WestJet always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."
ROCKaMIC @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:14 am
Robair Robair:
A mother and her young son were flying WestJet from Halifax to
Calgary.
The son turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer that wouldn't lead to
things she was not prepared to discuss with her young son, told him to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
WestJet always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."
Calgary.
The son turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer that wouldn't lead to
things she was not prepared to discuss with her young son, told him to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because
WestJet always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."
Ooh! good comeback lol i wouldn't want to be his mom lol.
This kinda reminds me of one time where my gf and i got invited to the movies by her ant, she decided to watch a gigolo in europe or something like that because it was a comedy and it only said foul language. There was a children's movie but it lasted almost 3 hours so she said oh there will be no damage..
(we were with her 6 and 9 year old kids)
Sure, you should have looked at her face when there were gold penises all over the place and oral sex everywhere or the european gigolo syndicate or something..
i don't even want to imagine what kind of questions she had to answer that night
Blue_Nose @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:20 am
$1:
Then Judah said to Onan, "Unite with your brother's widow, in fulfillment of your duty as brother-in-law, and thus preserve your brother's line."
Onan, however, knew that the descendants would not be counted as his; so whenever he had relations with his brother's widow, he wasted his seed on the ground, to avoid contributing offspring for his brother.
What he did greatly offended the LORD, and the LORD took his life too.
Genesis 38:8-10
Onan, however, knew that the descendants would not be counted as his; so whenever he had relations with his brother's widow, he wasted his seed on the ground, to avoid contributing offspring for his brother.
What he did greatly offended the LORD, and the LORD took his life too.
Genesis 38:8-10
Careful what you teach your kids
HockeyBabe @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:36 pm
I've alright taught my son everything about sex
BartSimpson @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:44 pm
HockeyBabe HockeyBabe:
I've alright taught my son everything about sex
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
HockeyBabe @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:46 pm
what? don't you think he should know at an early age before he ends up like me?
HockeyBabe @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:51 pm
*looks confused* you guys are mean 
HockeyBabe @ Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:25 pm
anyway, I don't have a fricken kid. I'm not that stupid, ok? lol anyway...jokes..
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