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you're right! that is gross! my friend told me that he went to his friend's house and when he came to the door, his friend had blood all over his mouth...can you guess what he was doing????

   

i tend to visualize everything.. you know hockeybabe.. everything!! lol it's not your fault though

Did he have a cut somewhere? (please say yes! lol)

   

yes

   

Thank you! lol

   

Told this in the chat tonight, but it deserves a spot here, too:

A man comes home very late one night from the pub, and his old lady is waiting up for him.

As he stumbles in the door, she notices that he's extremely drunk, and he's also carrying a sheep under his arm.

"This is the pig that I've been sleeping with for the last 15 years" he says.

"Dear, that's not a pig, it's a sheep," his wife replies.

"I was talking to the sheep."

   

This pic liberated from www.ratemyvomit.com

   

I fail to see the humour in that Kerfuffled...jeese and you guys got mad at me for flirting a little bit??? *looks sick*

   

hey BN! nice joke

   

looooooooooooooove it!! lol

   

lol come on! we're not that mean

*note, I'm a Canadian living in america, but no worries! I'm coming back to Canada asap!

   

yeah, but I would never punch a man...well for something like that

   

I thought you were in Montreal???

   

nope....I came back to Vegas (where my dad lives) two weeks ago... it's pretty warm here..

   

.......I didn't get the memo!

   

I'm sorry...I told the chatroom...and I mentioned it somewhere else...

anyway, where're the jokes, eh?

   

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