Joke of the Day!!!!
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canadian1971 @ Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:25 pm
lol......
Blue_Nose @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:52 am
I'd change the part where the child looks at his mother and smiles.... that's just a little creepy.
The father could also have kicked the vacuum cleaner..... 
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:19 pm
lolll that's a good one...and the vaccum cleaner one would be good as well... 
Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:24 pm
I don't get what's so funny? The dad wouldn't want to eat a cat anyway...
Unless this is just supposed to be a cutesy joke where the child's regained innocence at the end makes everyone feel good inside like a Family Circus cartoon.
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:29 pm
the dad won't get any PUSSY tonight... It's all right...you're American
Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:31 pm
HockeyBabe HockeyBabe:
the dad won't get any PUSSY tonight... It's all right...you're American
It's all right...you're American Does a cat produce pussy?
(Anyway, pretty perverse child)
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:35 pm
omg...don't bring your seriousness into the Jokes and Humour section and I'm not perverse, I'm just quick at getting jokes...
Blue_Nose @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:36 pm
Animal abuse, sexual inuendos, and a dirty minded little kid who smiles when thinking about his parents' fornication.
This joke has it all
Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:39 pm
HockeyBabe HockeyBabe:
omg...don't bring your seriousness into the Jokes and Humour section and I'm not perverse, I'm just quick at getting jokes...
The only seriousness is that the logic of the punch line did not follow the elements that lead up to it. Chickens produce eggs, pigs produce bacon, cows produce milk....but cats don't produce "pussy."
P.S. I was referring to the child in the joke (if you can call it that) when I said "pretty perverse."
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:39 pm
yeah, it was a very funny joke and I was just think about the cat producing pussy. Does a pig 'produce' bacon? No, it turns into bacon when slaughtered. Pussy is a nick name of a cat, therefore, the joke still make sense so go blow it up your ass!! 
Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:40 pm
HockeyBabe HockeyBabe:
yeah, it was a very funny joke and I was just think about the cat producing pussy. Does a pig 'produce' bacon? No, it turns into bacon when slaughtered. Pussy is a nick name of a cat, therefore, the joke still make sense so go blow it up your ass!!
Amazing how it becomes a personal attack on me.
Constantinople @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:42 pm
HockeyBabe HockeyBabe:
yeah, it was a very funny joke and I was just think about the cat producing pussy. Does a pig 'produce' bacon? No, it turns into bacon when slaughtered. Pussy is a nick name of a cat, therefore, the joke still make sense so go blow it up your ass!!
So you do agree that there were flaws to it.
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:42 pm
ok, but do you have to break it down like that? Who analyzes jokes like that?? Honestly? You're takin the fun out of it...
and I'm sorry that I mistook you about calling me perverse, truce?
HockeyBabe @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:44 pm
dude, I was kidding when I said "blow it up your ass" didn't you see the ?? get out of the jokes in humour, eh!!
I'm done with this dumbass argument...
Blue_Nose @ Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:44 pm
Maybe it ment the father didn't get any cat's milk in his cereal....
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