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Blue_Nose @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 1:58 pm

xerxes xerxes:
Why, the same people who gave us Britney Spears, the Backstreet Queers, and Ashlee Simpson.

I imagine their hell will be one where tye are forced to listen to real music for all eternity. Music like Pink Floyd, the Beatles, U2, and such and such.


I am, incidently, not a fan of Pink Floyd. I get the same reaction of disbelief from everyone, and my only response is, "Do I look high right now?"

There is still good to be had from today's talent... the "guy with an acoustic guitar" genre is putting out some good stuff...
A lot of bands from places other than North America are making it big... perhaps do to a stagnation in creativity from us.

should stick to the topic though...

   



The Hoser @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:00 pm

Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
xerxes xerxes:
Why, the same people who gave us Britney Spears, the Backstreet Queers, and Ashlee Simpson.

I imagine their hell will be one where tye are forced to listen to real music for all eternity. Music like Pink Floyd, the Beatles, U2, and such and such.


I am, incidently, not a fan of Pink Floyd. I get the same reaction of disbelief from everyone, and my only response is, "Do I look high right now?"

There is still good to be had from today's talent... the "guy with an acoustic guitar" genre is putting out some good stuff...
A lot of bands from places other than North America are making it big... perhaps do to a stagnation in creativity from us.

should stick to the topic though...


Your sure your not high? That's the kind of comment that gets people stabbed, BlueHoser!

   



Blue_Nose @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:08 pm

The Hoser The Hoser:
Your sure your not high? That's the kind of comment that gets people stabbed, BlueHoser!


I thought you were Defender of The Hip.... best not to spread your defences too thinly :wink:

   



The Hoser @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:11 pm

Blue_Nose Blue_Nose:
The Hoser The Hoser:
Your sure your not high? That's the kind of comment that gets people stabbed, BlueHoser!


I thought you were Defender of The Hip.... best not to spread your defences too thinly :wink:


I have backup. In fact, I have the largest fan base on earth as my backup. Bring it on :P

   



Blue_Nose @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:16 pm

The Hoser The Hoser:
I have backup. In fact, I have the largest fan base on earth as my backup. Bring it on :P


There's no on to be brought.... I don't think Pink Floyd is bad, I'm just not entertained by them...

...and there's no doubting my loyalty to The Hip, so it's all good.

Next addition:

Candy Shop by 50cent

Shouldn't this guy be in Gorillaz? Only for the sake of the name though, because Gorillaz are actually good.

   



The Hoser @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:19 pm

I agree entirly. WORST SONG EVER!

Backstreet Boys - Incomplete (Well, ok, anything by them)

   



Ripcat @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:49 pm

Any Billy Talent song where the screaming is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

There doesn't seem to be much innovation in the world of new rock since grunge came and went.

   



Blue_Nose @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:55 pm

Ripcat Ripcat:
Any Billy Talent song where the screaming is like fingernails on a chalkboard.


Billy Talent is good compared to Alexisonfire.... I've never minded Billy Talent, and I've never been able to tolerate Alexisonfire.

   



GunPlumber @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:16 pm

If you're under 40, your're not supposed to 'get' Pink Floyd unless you ARE high.

Once you hit the big four oh, Lyrics like "Time" tend to hit ya,... HARD!

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.


Especially when you ARE NOT high.

I agree with the first comment on the Hip. I used to see them live at "The Manor" (the one bar in Kingston where you knew Chip and Buffy from Queens wouldn't show up) and their stage show rocked. I got posted to CFB Cold Lake before their first album hit, and the recorded stuff just didn't seem to resonate (with maybe a couple exceptions like "New Orleans Is Sinking").

But hey, to each their own.

   



The Hoser @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:23 pm

GunPlumber GunPlumber:
If you're under 40, your're not supposed to 'get' Pink Floyd unless you ARE high.

Once you hit the big four oh, Lyrics like "Time" tend to hit ya,... HARD!

Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.


Especially when you ARE NOT high.

I agree with the first comment on the Hip. I used to see them live at "The Manor" (the one bar in Kingston where you knew Chip and Buffy from Queens wouldn't show up) and their stage show rocked. I got posted to CFB Cold Lake before their first album hit, and the recorded stuff just didn't seem to resonate (with maybe a couple exceptions like "New Orleans Is Sinking").

But hey, to each their own.


I'm under 40 and I love Pink Floyd... I reject and hate all the crap coming out lately.

I never really knew the Hip as a bar band, I was first introduced to them as they are now, although I have heard, and loved, much of their old works. I still like their new albums.

   



exroofer @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:56 pm

A big Hoooah! to GunPlumber. You got that about nailed.
Worst song ever was a Country-Lite version of "Another Piece of My Heart." Can't remember by who, but man, I wanted to drag the stereo out of the dash and beat it with a sledgehammer.

   



RoyalHighlander @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:31 pm

Lyrics for: They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa


Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!

   



The Hoser @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:43 pm

lily lily:
Aw, c'mon, that song was funny!
But then, I was a kid when it came out. ;)

I'm over 40 (barely) and I'm not a Pink Floyd fan.

Worst song for me... Hey Jude by the Beatles. It gets a little tiresome after the 43rd time they sing Na na na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey Jude... especially after they start screeching.


Oh comon, Hey Jude was annoying but there are so many songs worse then that. I'm looking at you , ALEXISONFIRE!

Oh, and comon... Pink Floyd, what isn't there to be a fan of? SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!

   



CanadianLynx @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:46 pm

RoyalHighlander RoyalHighlander:
Lyrics for: They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa


Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!


The music and the words went well together..hey a happy home with chirping birds, trees....sounds good to me :wink:

   



Magnum @ Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:55 pm

One that I can think of off the top of my head, which is on my shoulders, but I don't know the name, is the one that starts off, "Doesn't anybody grow their hair anymore, etc." Man!!! :twisted: Doesn't anybody know how to write a decent song anymore? :roll:

I think all the best songs have been written & everything else is crap!!! I prefer the oldies. I guess that's what I grew up with & is familiar. I don't begrudge the kids for listening to what they do but I do shake my head. Although I do run into alot of them that like Floyd, Zeppelin, etc. R=UP

I love that Funny Farm song. Thanks RH for bringin' back an oldie but a goodie!!

   



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