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F/sgt Cam @ Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:15 pm

But what would make things difficult for the Americans would be civilian resistance. Look at Iraq, they're having trouble squashing a resistance of the few. With Canada you could see atleast 80% hateing the occupation. Not Iraq, Somalia, or Vietnam had such support, all which either resulted in the US leaving or, in the case of Iraq, are working towards the US backing out. Now you're all gonna say "well Vietnam had the support of Russia and Somalia and Iraq had tons of guns to start with" but Canadaghas somethign better, we have the now legal to buy assault rifles in the states which we can smugle in. After all the American dream of shooting squirels (or 8 hillbilly hunters) has made it all possible.

   



Johnnybgoodaaaaa @ Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:00 pm

corporal-cam corporal-cam:
But what would make things difficult for the Americans would be civilian resistance. Look at Iraq, they're having trouble squashing a resistance of the few. With Canada you could see atleast 80% hateing the occupation. Not Iraq, Somalia, or Vietnam had such support, all which either resulted in the US leaving or, in the case of Iraq, are working towards the US backing out. Now you're all gonna say "well Vietnam had the support of Russia and Somalia and Iraq had tons of guns to start with" but Canadaghas somethign better, we have the now legal to buy assault rifles in the states which we can smugle in. After all the American dream of shooting squirels (or 8 hillbilly hunters) has made it all possible.


:roll: :roll: :roll: ...yet another Canadian American hater....You honestly think that if the US attacked Canada it would be the same situation as Iraq? Only reason the US is having such a hard time in Iraq is because they are trying to keep the peace and put in a new government. I think it's safe to assume that if Canada and the US ever went to war, it would be a world war 2 style war, because the US and Canada are both democracies. Of course, in your "Canadians are superior than Americans" point of view, those hillbillies to the south with their 370 billion $ army and 300 million population would never be able to handle Canada. I'll give you guys the whole trying to keep peace and put in a government scenario, because any government would have a hard time in Iraq given the same situation as the US, but if the US wanted to they could flatten the whole place. Also, if Canada did blow up all their nuclear reactors you all can have fun losing the support of the world because that would effect everyone, and you would also have a good deal of nukes coming your way. I mean think about it this way - the us has already blown up around 300 nukes, so what are a few reacters going to do? Sure you will end up spreading Cancer, but you are also at the mercy of the winds.

   



Vanni_Fucci @ Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:34 pm

Johnny...don't you see...if that scenario were to be played out...the US attacks Canada without provocation to plunder our natural resources for instance...or to further their bid for global domination...our military in it's present state would not be able to resist for long...don't get me wrong, we would defend this country to a man, and the US would be, without a doubt more bloodied than they've ever been in any single engagement in your history...but when the day was done and the smoke had cleared...our country would fall...there would be no Canadian nation...and as the hastily assembled volunteer militias fell back to the last defensible postion...all hell would break loose...

...blowing those reactors would be the last desperate act of a nation that would rather die as Canadians than be forced to live as Americans...

That's alright that you don't see that subtle distinction between our cultures though...our government doesn't see it either...

Nukes from other countries you say? There would be no one left to nuke...

...and really...in the end who do you think the international community would think was right...Canada would have acted in the defense of our nation, if only in memory, and to rob the invaders of that which they sought to steal seems to me an honourable end...kind of like the Iraqi insurgents...

So...let's just hope that the US does not have designs on Canada...it could get ugly...

   



Johnnybgoodaaaaa @ Mon Dec 06, 2004 8:48 pm

Vanni_Fucci Vanni_Fucci:
Johnny...don't you see...if that scenario were to be played out...the US attacks Canada without provocation to plunder our natural resources for instance...or to further their bid for global domination...our military in it's present state would not be able to resist for long...don't get me wrong, we would defend this country to a man, and the US would be, without a doubt more bloodied than they've ever been in any single engagement in your history...but when the day was done and the smoke had cleared...our country would fall...there would be no Canadian nation...and as the hastily assembled volunteer militias fell back to the last defensible postion...all hell would break loose...

...blowing those reactors would be the last desperate act of a nation that would rather die as Canadians than be forced to live as Americans...

That's alright that you don't see that subtle distinction between our cultures though...our government doesn't see it either...

Nukes from other countries you say? There would be no one left to nuke...

...and really...in the end who do you think the international community would think was right...Canada would have acted in the defense of our nation, if only in memory, and to rob the invaders of that which they sought to steal seems to me an honourable end...kind of like the Iraqi insurgents...

So...let's just hope that the US does not have designs on Canada...it could get ugly...


To tell you the truth, this whole discussion is quite ridiculous. When has the US ever threatened Canada with force, and when has Canada threatened anyone? North Korea, Iran, Russia, and probably a few other countries could be named as real American enemies, but Canada would never be attacked by the US(I know I should never say never, but I would say the chance of Canada being attacked by the US is like 3%). I mean, if Canada built up a military and started messing with the US and pushing their weight around then you guys would be an enemy, but right now Canada is just a trading partner of the US, and for years now we have been nothing but friends. I think this whole discussion comes down to a paranoia of the US. I mean, you can say Iraq is an example, but when has the US attacked any nations like Canada? Yeah, the US likes to tear shit up in the third world, but I find it ridiculous to even think that the US is searching for global dominance and that Canada will be on the list. Do you really think that many people in your country would rather destroy the world than live as Americans? I mean, being American isn't as bad as being a North Korean. We could just turn Canada into a sattelite state :lol:

Of course, you would have to provoke the US a good deal in order for them to attack you. I mean lets look at history, and you will find that the US had their reasons for attacking countries, whether it's "spreading democracy" or what not. Canada is a democracy and everyone knows that it's quite free there, so the only situation I can see in which the US attacks Canada is if Canada provoked. I think you need to put down michael moores Canadian bacon, and take a look at reality. Maybe take a trip to Florida and experience the US....

   



Vanni_Fucci @ Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:43 pm

Johnnybgoodaaaaa Johnnybgoodaaaaa:
I think this whole discussion comes down to a paranoia of the US. I mean, you can say Iraq is an example, but when has the US attacked any nations like Canada?


War of 1812...and look what that got you...the White House in ashes...

Listen Johnny...just because I compose a few scenarios that try to answer some very sticky "what if" questions, doesn't mean that I lay awake at night dreaming up ways to thwart the advances of the US aggressors...

The topic of this thread was to discuss the sorry state that our government has allowed our once proud military to lapse into...not to say we are not still proud of the exemplary job they're doing in Afghanistan and elsewhere...it's just that we haven't the manpower available to resist an invading army should one arise...

...and when you have right-wing nutjobs like Ann Coulter boasting about how easily the US could take over Canada, and how Canada should be lucky the US allows us to exist on the same continent as them...well it would be easy enough to just write her off as some wacky neocon bitch foaming at the mouth and babbling bullshit...until we realize that the current US administration is just like her...a bunch of fucking self-aggrandizing neocon hawks...

...try a little role reversal here Johnny...let's say that your country had 1/10th the population of ours and a pitifully manned army compared to ours...and if we were currently in a war of questionable legality...and then some Liberal mouthpiece announces on a national newscast that you guys would be easy pickin's...and you better pipe down and shut up...cause yer day's a'comin'...don't you think that would stir a little national indignation...

...do I think the US could try to annex Canada? Yes I do...

...do I think the US will try to annex Canada? No I do not...yet:

In terms of provocations...I wonder how much that would take...

We are in quite of few trade disputes...

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/worldbi ... 2003212504

The US has threatened to close the border to trade if Canada decriminalized marijuana...

http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2003/05/02/us_pot_rxn030502

The US condemns our trade relationship with Cuba...

http://www.travel-net.com/~blochfd/dfaitcub.html

The US considers Canada a traitor to the "War on Terrorism" for not foolishly following them into Iraq...when that action had fuck all to do with terrorism...

http://www.worldpress.org/Americas/783.cfm

Both our Prime Minister, and the President are making a feeble attempt to reassure everyone that we're still best buddies...but I'm not so sure...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ ... /National/

...the rifts between your country and mine will continue to grow...especially after election observers in Iraq start losing their heads...

For my part, I don't hate anyone...but at the same time I can't bring myself to trust that the Bush administration would not launch a pre-emptive strike on Canada...it's not something that I fear, but something that I'd like to see my country try to prevent...and I would hope that in that event, the American people would have the common sense and decency to respond to his call to war with Articles of Impeachment and to offer him and most of his cabinet up for trial by an Internationial War Crimes Tribunal...

   



Johnnybgoodaaaaa @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:16 am

"For my part, I don't hate anyone...but at the same time I can't bring myself to trust that the Bush administration would not launch a pre-emptive strike on Canada"

So you think within the next 3 years the Bush administration would launch an attack on Canada? That seems pretty far fetched. You do know that Bush will only be in for a few more years. Also, the US has far bigger threats such as Al Qaeda, North Korea, Russia(who has lately been speaking out against Bush)Iran, Saudi Arabia, China(could be in the future), etc. Whatever makes you think that Bush is going to skip all those countries and take out a major trade partner is beyond me. Taking out Canada would greatly effect the US economy at a time when they are fighting wars over seas and have MUCH bigger threats. Canada and the US would work things out diplomatically as far as trade issues go, and I really don't think the issues are anything to go to war about. Also, as has been stated, a good deal of nations would never allow Canada to be attacked. You can count on the US being tied down in the middle east throughout the Bush presidential term.

What all of your post are going on is the idea in your head that Iraq is just the tip of the iceberg in which the US is going to going around attacking countries around the world. The thing about Iraq though is no one gave a shit about the country, and most of their military dissolved into the population, because they hated their government. No one would stand for an attack on Canada because their government is elected, and because Canada hasn't done anything to anyone. Me and you just have a difference of opinion on the US's intentions in the world. You think that Bush is somehow going to try to conquer the world in 4 years, while I think that Iraq is an isolated situation that was the fault of either A.)greedy corporations B.) intelligence failure C.) Bush's imcompetence and rush to war because of bad intelligence, and probably a number of other ideas people could come up with.

Also, yet again you people bring up the whole white house ordeal, but that was the British, not the Canadians. The British, also if you would read your history books, tried to attack the US and failed during that war. Their ships pounded the city of _____can't remember the name -- and as I remember lost that war. Ever read the star spangle banner lyrics; they are from that battle when the US won against the British. Let's not forget that the British instigated during that war when they were taking US ships and crew, and also armed indians(can't remember if it was during 1812 exactly). Finally, the war of 1812 happened when Britian was a great power, and the US was a developing nation, not to mention it was over 100 years ago. It's MORONIC to even use it as a point nowadays. It's like me bringing up what happened to the romans 1000 years ago. But hey, if it makes you feel better to try to make points by bringing up things that have no relation to anything modern, go ahead.

If the point of this thread was to talk about the sorry state of the Canadian military, why is it that it turned into "Canada could defeat the US with better defense"....and basically always refering to the US, references to the war of 1812, hillbillys with guns coming from the south, etc. I think the funniest thing is that you people have your panties in a bunch of ANN COULTER. She is a laughing stock even in the US. Only people that listen to her are the diehard fanatics, and even a good deal of republicans don't agree with her, but you wouldn't know that because you probably don't listen to or talk to much republicans. ANN COULTER is like Michael Jackson of the political world -- she's a freak. I'm sorry, but I laugh everytime I hear someone taking her seriously. No one wants to invade Canada, unless you keep up the talk about how Canada should build up defense's against the US, because there's TONS of ways that can work in the right wings favour in pitting Canada against the US.

One last thing -- what was the point of those opinion pieces? You know, I could go around and search the new and probably find 20 articles in favour of whatever position I'm trying to represent. Those articles don't make you any more right than me. I'm sure I can find new york times articles talking about how great Canada is, or just plain telling the news, but you would have everyone believe -- from picking out a couple articles -- that US relations with Canada are going towards failure. Most people don't even care about Canada until a CANADIAN journalist writes some article all against the US and makes it on Fox News.

   



Richard @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:22 am

Keep up the good work Johnnybgoodaaaa without two sides to a debate there is no food for thought at all. I also agree that coments like 1812 are just reactionary. Just for shits and giggles have you read a book by Richard Rohmer called Exxoneration. The book gives a little different twist on this who would do who crazy conversation.

   



Deancoo @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:33 am

mcpuck mcpuck:
I know they sound ridiculous but doesn't anyone find these people at all threatening to Canada?

What if this pattern continues and the country really does begin to debate (internally) the advantages of annexing Canada?


Yes, completely ridiculous. I'm sorry, I've gotta weigh in with my two cents. It's just a couple of right wing dim-wits who've made a career out of making extreme and shockingly radical statements. I know this is going to be unpopular, but beefing up the Canadian military wouldn't make a difference anyway. A population of 30M vs. 200M? Come on, get real. Our strength comes from cooperation and support from the rest of the world. Regardless, it’s never gonna happen, maybe in a movie. Silly to even talk about it, IMHO.

   



Vanni_Fucci @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:08 am

Johnnybgoodaaaaa Johnnybgoodaaaaa:
Also, yet again you people bring up the whole white house ordeal, but that was the British, not the Canadians.


You asked:

Johnnybgoodaaaaa wrote:
$1:
I think this whole discussion comes down to a paranoia of the US. I mean, you can say Iraq is an example, but when has the US attacked any nations like Canada?


I answered.

The Brits may have instigated that war, but it was the States that invaded...and yes I know it was the British that burned down the Whitehouse...but their assault was launched to take the pressure off of the Brits and Canadians on the border that were being attacked by the US...and sent the president packing...how surprised they must have been to have found them so ill prepared for their attack...

...and Francis Scott Key wrote the Defense of Fort McHenry, later to be named the Star Spangled Banner, while being detained aboard a British ship, as the British fleet laid siege to, and pounded the living piss out of Fort McHenry...and no, the US did not win that battle...the British just left...

...anyway this pissing contest could go on forever...if we let it...

   



mcpuck @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:00 am

I simply wanted to bring forth a discussion on the state of the Canadian military.

I think you are sadly incorrect when you assert that having a correctly organized defense wouldn't make a difference. A proper defense would allow our country to muster itself for war. A good defense would allow other countries time to prepare to help us.

But.... I fear this will be our legacy in the end...

Historians will talk about the nation of Canada that was powerfully successful during its time in History (for many reasons) but was invaded for its immense natural resources and quickly absorbed into a more powerful nation. If we are lucky enough to be absorbed by the USA (and not China), we may become somewhat like Scotland or maybe more accurately … Texas

All I was trying to say was:

"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum."

I didn't mean to promote a concept of a more “Warlike” Canada. I just think our approach to defense is ridiculous.

Someone is selling us down the damn river …

   



Deancoo @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:19 am

mcpuck mcpuck:
I think you are sadly incorrect when you assert that having a correctly organized defense wouldn't make a difference. A proper defense would allow our country to muster itself for war. A good defense would allow other countries time to prepare to help us.


Well, I would respectfully disagree with you sir. If defense against an American attack is what you’re worried about, I can think of many cheaper methods of deterrent rather than dumping a bunch of money into the Canadian military for that same purpose. I just don’t think that a US military strike is a threat to our sovereignty, because of its complete and utter unlikelyness. However, I do feel our sovereignty is at stake, but from big business in the US. I don’t have a clue as to the solution to that. I just know that the promotion of our military isn’t it.

   



Deancoo @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:27 am

corporal-cam corporal-cam:
But what would make things difficult for the Americans would be civilian resistance. Look at Iraq, they're having trouble squashing a resistance of the few. With Canada you could see atleast 80% hateing the occupation. Not Iraq, Somalia, or Vietnam had such support, all which either resulted in the US leaving or, in the case of Iraq, are working towards the US backing out. Now you're all gonna say "well Vietnam had the support of Russia and Somalia and Iraq had tons of guns to start with" but Canadaghas somethign better, we have the now legal to buy assault rifles in the states which we can smugle in. After all the American dream of shooting squirels (or 8 hillbilly hunters) has made it all possible.


Yes indeed. In this unlikely event, I hate to even imagine what me and a few of my engineering buddies would be able to dream up.

   



Scape @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:51 am

1935 the US planed to invade Canada.

If the US ever invaded I seriously doubt they would try a WWII style invasion but rather and economic and military coup. That's the American way but could they hold it? Remember the rolling blackouts in 2003? How about the fresh, easily contaminated, water? Huge, undefended boarder and the far north? Unlimited and endless potential for guerrilla warfare tying down thousands of US troops. Seems more trouble than it's worth, we are no Switzerland with easily defended boarders but rather a huge, Russia sized country with a people who are well educated and know they will not have the same rights as the occupiers. I doubt the US would do this unless there was a major crisis like a dollar collapse. Could that happen? Every time the dollar loses a penny, the Central Bank of Japan loses more than $7 billion. In the last two weeks alone, the Japanese must have lost more than $40 billion. How long can they bear it?

   



Johnnybgoodaaaaa @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:26 am

Scape Scape:
1935 the US planed to invade Canada.

If the US ever invaded I seriously doubt they would try a WWII style invasion but rather and economic and military coup. That's the American way but could they hold it? Remember the rolling blackouts in 2003? How about the fresh, easily contaminated, water? Huge, undefended boarder and the far north? Unlimited and endless potential for guerrilla warfare tying down thousands of US troops. Seems more trouble than it's worth, we are no Switzerland with easily defended boarders but rather a huge, Russia sized country with a people who are well educated and know they will not have the same rights as the occupiers. I doubt the US would do this unless there was a major crisis like a dollar collapse. Could that happen? Every time the dollar loses a penny, the Central Bank of Japan loses more than $7 billion. In the last two weeks alone, the Japanese must have lost more than $40 billion. How long can they bear it?


Yet again someone posted stupid articles to try to prove their point:

"The document was declassified in 1974, so this isn't really a new story, but there has been some hoopla about it lately. Concerns in some quarters notwithstanding, the whole thing was just a theoretical exercise in military planning. The brass would have made better use of their resources planning for a war with Germany, but that wasn't politically expedient. They reasoned that planning for unlikely wars was better than no planning at all. War Plan Red was never intended to be put into action except in the event of a war with the United Kingdom, an eventuality that everyone would agree was highly unlikely after about 1900."

Most of that article has no serious threat listed, just a bunch of stories about things Americans did. Canada's a Russia size country, which 80% of the population living nere the US border. In Russia you have to travel a great deal before you even get a moscow.

Basically what you did was post an article that tells of hypotheticals with a country that the US made(bet they have them with Mexico also)and then a few stories of nuts in Canada who were part of a small minority group that tried to attack Canada after 1812.

In order to have a successfull guerilla campaign, you would need the ammo, and a source of supplies. Vietnam and Iraq both have their sources which helped keep a constant supply. Also, considering how big the cities are in the US and Canada, I can't imagine that it would just be a little guerilla war on the borders, because supply centers would have to be bombed, and so on.

http://members.tripod.com/~war1812/allbat.html

Few stories on battles fought during the war of 1812. The Americans did beat the British in some battles, and some people say that if anyone lost, it was the native americans. The Americans still kept their states, and expanded westward. Canada only was able to defend itself because of British troop support. Of course, the War of 1812 happened almost 200 years ago, and it's just plain immature to agrue about it nowadays. I mean really, do you all think that because of the war of 1812, that means you guys could defeat the US forever and ever? hahaha, I'm sorry, but the US was barely a nation back then, just starting out, and now it's a nation of 300 million people with 370 billion invested in an army. So are you all willing to blow yourselves up like the people in Iraq? I think the mentality in Vietnam and Iraq, of the people, is completely different than what Canadians are like. I bet a good deal of your country would even side with the Americans(just my opinion of course).

   



norad @ Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:19 pm

$1:
and it's just plain immature to agrue about it nowadays. I mean really, do you all think that because of the war of 1812, that means you guys could defeat the US forever and ever? hahaha, I'm sorry, but the US was barely a nation back then, just starting out, and now it's a nation of 300 million people with 370 billion invested in an army


Read that, Johnny. Who is being immature here? I don't give a flying shit what you're country has Johnny. Really, I don't give a good god damn. Does the above quote mean you would have little wee-wee syndrome if your country didn't have this? I think so! Our military, our population, blah, blah, blah. Your own people are doing a good enough job of killing each other anyway. Better keep up the teenage pregnancy rates or you will have little wee-wee syndrome in a few decades!

   



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