Introductions
Blue_Nose @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:20 pm
Hey, Crabby's the one who shit...
Jaime_Souviens @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:22 pm
The lady says something funny and then you have to take it one step further, and now we're all grossed out. 
Crabbypants @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:22 pm
Bastards. 
Istanbul @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:12 pm
Jaime_Souviens Jaime_Souviens:
Istanbul,
How's your dead son? Feeling better?
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Not dead Jaime. He pulled through but it was a close shave. Is that young fella yours?
Istanbul @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:19 pm
Some more random thoughts that surfaced at about the same time as I observed Ernites's Avitar for the 40th time.
Reminded me about my ex girlfriend. Many years after we broke up we still talked and yes had sex together. She was a wonderful bubbly person but was always a tad inmature. She does not have any feelings for me as far as I know but sure was fun. The post breakup sex I mean. It got steadily hotter and would have crashed around my ears had I not been transferred to Sealy. She ended things permanently after that. 
ShepherdsDog @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:24 pm
what, you bounced on her few times before getting a restful sleep?
ShepherdsDog @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:26 pm
which is more frigid(joke)?
Istanbul @ Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:31 pm
lily lily:
Istanbul Istanbul:
It got steadily hotter and would have crashed around my ears had I not been transferred to Sealy. She ended things permanently after that.
She was more of a Serta gal, was she?
The mattress name came from there BTW. Not my business at the time.
Istanbul @ Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:20 pm
Those who can and those who can't.
Those men who would lie with another man while they are married are hereby refused permission to read any of my posts.
This forum is full of perverts, nutballs, and other ne'er do wells with whom I have no desire to associate whatsoever.
Some here are harmless wierdos whose views are an affront to society. They feed their children trans fatty acids in lieu of genuine natural polyunsaturates.
Those who have been intentionally rude to me may just be accidental twerps or they may have been reliving past botched experiences. Does not matter. They may not read any of my posts either. 
Blue_Nose @ Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:47 pm
I have no idea who you're referring to, but you're in no position to deny anyone on here of anything.
"Mendacem memorem esse oportet" - very fitting, hmm? Though you gave yourself a fresh start.
ShepherdsDog @ Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:30 am
Istanbul Istanbul:
Those who can and those who can't.
Those men who would lie with another man while they are married are hereby refused permission to read any of my posts.
This forum is full of perverts, nutballs, and other ne'er do wells with whom I have no desire to associate whatsoever.
Some here are harmless wierdos whose views are an affront to society. They feed their children trans fatty acids in lieu of genuine natural polyunsaturates.
Those who have been intentionally rude to me may just be accidental twerps or they may have been reliving past botched experiences. Does not matter. They may not read any of my posts either.
Those men who would lie with another man while they are married are hereby refused permission to read any of my posts.
This forum is full of perverts, nutballs, and other ne'er do wells with whom I have no desire to associate whatsoever.
Some here are harmless wierdos whose views are an affront to society. They feed their children trans fatty acids in lieu of genuine natural polyunsaturates.
Those who have been intentionally rude to me may just be accidental twerps or they may have been reliving past botched experiences. Does not matter. They may not read any of my posts either.
I believe the Chinese have an appropriate saying as a reply to what you posted:
我操你八辈子祖宗. alta vista's attempt at translation doesn't really do it justice.
Jaime_Souviens @ Mon Dec 05, 2005 1:58 pm
You're either Constantinople, or you're not.
If you are, then as Constantinople, you took advantage of very many people here and therefore are a jerk.
If you're not, then by now pretending to possibly be Constantinople, you're being disingenuous and annoying, and therefore are a jerk.
Take your choice.
For myself, I've got other badgers to fry.
Blue_Nose @ Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:05 pm
ShepherdsDog ShepherdsDog:
我操你八辈子祖宗. alta vista's attempt at translation doesn't really do it justice.
"I hold your eight lifetime ancestors"
I hope google sucks at translating, because that's not a very appropriate saying.
Istanbul @ Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:02 pm
Jaime_Souviens Jaime_Souviens:
You're either Constantinople, or you're not.
If you are, then as Constantinople, you took advantage of very many people here and therefore are a jerk.
If you're not, then by now pretending to possibly be Constantinople, you're being disingenuous and annoying, and therefore are a jerk.
Take your choice.
For myself, I've got other badgers to fry.
If you are, then as Constantinople, you took advantage of very many people here and therefore are a jerk.
If you're not, then by now pretending to possibly be Constantinople, you're being disingenuous and annoying, and therefore are a jerk.
Take your choice.
For myself, I've got other badgers to fry.
Who are you talking to?
Crabbypants @ Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:19 pm
I'm sorry, godammit. I think there was adrunk thread somewhere. I don't know where... Wassup!
What were you saying? 