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Sharia Law has not been instituted in Ontario, neither has plural marriages. Try again idiot.

   

I say we add the holy gospel of the Holy Hand Grenade into our religion.


[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=FjeJi07O7uQ[/youtube]

   

Jesus Jerbil you get dumber everyday, they tried and it was struck down. You said examples I gave you some, what's amatter your google finger stuck in your ear or on your forhead doing the L sign to your lap dog.

   

Ok now, you only flaming !!! Dude, you have mentioned before that you're not even Muslim, why should you care? Also, you keep dodging everything else.

Like I said, you are still avoiding the rest of the post. But then, your focal point is on this little unrelated issue. Repeat, the basis of the post again is ``REASONABLE ACCOMMODATION``.

Anyways, I am not anti-immigration or anything like that. Only that Canadians can only go so far to ``accommodate`` multiculturalism. So, stop being annoying and get a grip. Until then, I am done on this topic.

   

There aren't any Christian terrorist organizations in the west who want the destruction of all Middle-East and Islam and suicide bomb themselves so no, I suppose that beats out your comparison. Great job.


I know bad people exist in all societies, it's called human nature. There is also something called a prison system and organizations to waft out such organizations. If people in the west started protesting by the thousands and shouting "death to Islam", they would find themselves in jail faster than a speeding bullet. Can the same be said for the thousands shouting "death to America"? Didn't think so. Which brings the conclusion that people in the Muslim world won't do something about it, is because they secretly support it or don't care, all because of some words in a book, misinterpreted or not.

   

asked ? they don't get to ask, Canada has been getting on fine without them.

   

Wow, you sure sorted me out, I think I'll just quit posting!



If I was anymore important I'd be running this country! Now go see Mom she's calling you because you shit the bed again.



Another post that truly reflects the absolute loathing of military personel by most Liberals. Personally I don't know too many SOLDIERS that like war because we are the ones who end up dying! The military doesn't decide to go to war, our GOVERNMENT does and in Afghanistan we were first sent in by your hero Jean Cretin.(Who last time I checked had never been in the military) Maybe Jean is a war monger? Or maybe it's just the Liberal party that is war mongers and by connection Gerrycurl.

Gerry you're done. Maybe it's time for you to actually move out of moms basement and get a life of your own. Keep hating though!

   

   

On a random note, I hear lots of people saying that Muslims are trying to force their beliefs on us. As a result, I found this and while it is extremely biased, it raises a bit of a good point...



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Arky, about your cartoon:

1) Why would a chemist teach evolution? Wouldn't he be better qualified to teach, oh, say chemistry?

2) What's wrong with a pharmacist refusing to dispense certain medicines if he so chooses? Obviously, that's not going to be a good business decision and his customers will go elsewhere. Let him go out of business if that's his choice.

3) Who's opposed to burying dead people?

4) Christianity does not give you the right to impose your beliefs on other people. Conversely, Christians, such as those who do not believe in evolution or the pharmacist in the cartoon, should not have to suffer having other people imposing beliefs on them.

It works both ways.

   

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

"Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss his ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, he'll kick the shit out of you."

Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shake-down?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropists. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do what ever wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass."

Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

Me: "And has he given you a million dollars?"

John: "Well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and he kicks the shit out of you."

Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"

John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me: "So what makes you think he'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street."

Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"

John: "Hank has certain 'connections.' "

Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass he'll kick the shit of you."

Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to him, get the details straight from him..."

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me: "Then how do you kiss his ass?"

John: "Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

Me: "Who's Karl?"

Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss his ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

John: "Oh no! Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for your self."

John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on "From the desk of Karl" letterhead. There were eleven items listed:


From the desk of: Karl
1. Kiss Hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
2. Use alcohol in moderation.
3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
4. Eat right.
5. Hank dictated this list himself.
6. The moon is made of green cheese.
7. Everything Hank says is right.
8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9. Don't drink.
10. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11. Kiss Hank's ass or he'll kick the shit out of you.


Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's Letterhead."

Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary: "Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people."

Me: "I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"

Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me: "How do you figure that?"

Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hanks says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true too."

Me: "But 9 says 'Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."

Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from outer of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon came from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

Me: "We do?"

Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic. That's no different than saying 'Hank's right because he says he's right.'"

John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking!"

Me: "But... oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary blushes. John says: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. It's Hank's way. Anything else is wrong."

Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary looks positively stricken. John shouts: "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

Mary sticks her fingers in her ears: "I am not listening to this. La la la la la la la la."

John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

Mary faints. John catches her: "Well, if I'd known you where one of those, I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you, I'll be there counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.

Ketchup anyone?

AUTHOR Jim Huber.

   

That's exactly my point. No one should force their beliefs on others(no matter how far-fetched they may seem).

Which brings me to my neext point: who are we to tell Muslims what to do and how to think? Is that not being hypocritical?

   

Yeah, and what about all those math teachers forcing their beliefs that 5 is a prime number and the square root of nine is three??

Fuck those guys; I should be free to believe in whatever square root I please.

   

Point comically taken, but you know what I mean.

   

Not exactly, but you're close... but yes, teachers of younger students simplify things for practical reasons.

Grade school education hardly represents state-of-the-art understanding of any topic.

   

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