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BartSimpson @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:48 am
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? 
After all, if even one life is saved! 
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
Regina @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:50 am
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
I thought it was funny...
Tricks @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:50 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
2Cdo @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:50 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
Sounds like a great idea!
BartSimpson @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:00 am
Tricks Tricks:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
Naturally, we worship from the Official and Holy Manual whose very words were uttered by angels to the author.
http://www.rayrilingarmsbooks.com/cgi-b ... 13628.html
2Cdo @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:03 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Tricks Tricks:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
Naturally, we worship from the Official and Holy Manual whose very words were uttered by angels to the author.
http://www.rayrilingarmsbooks.com/cgi-b ... 13628.html
And the book is tax deductible for our church!
Tricks @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:11 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Tricks Tricks:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
Naturally, we worship from the Official and Holy Manual whose very words were uttered by angels to the author.
http://www.rayrilingarmsbooks.com/cgi-b ... 13628.html
novachick @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:15 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
Yessir
I love guns, never shot a submachine gun that would be way cool
BartSimpson @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:24 am
Oh, it is!!! It is so glorious to commune with the universe and nature by emptying a clip of Sacred Hollow Points from one of our Most High and Holy Submachine guns!
Tricks @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:27 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Oh, it is!!! It is so glorious to commune with the universe and nature by emptying a clip of Sacred Hollow Points from one of our Most High and Holy Submachine guns!
What are our angels? Or Saints?
novachick @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:30 am
Tricks Tricks:
GerryHurt GerryHurt:
Tricks Tricks:
GerryHurt GerryHurt:
Tricks Tricks:
GerryHurt GerryHurt:
Pimpbrewski Pimpbrewski:
Muslims and others are imposing on our values: Example:
The Sikh kirpan being allowed in schools. Meanwile, a white kid is not allowed to carry any weapon of any kind. It was never permitted until Muslims started to make an uproar about it.
The Sikh kirpan being allowed in schools. Meanwile, a white kid is not allowed to carry any weapon of any kind. It was never permitted until Muslims started to make an uproar about it.
YOu want to tell us what the above has to do with Islam and why would there be an uproar from Muslims about it? Also, please site a source of the above statement.
http://www.emond-harnden.com/whatsnew/m ... tani.shtml
Not that I follow that no weapon rule
and what does this have to do with Islam and Muslims?
No...I asked for a source showing that Muslims were screaming about this.
This has nothing to do with Muslims. This has to do with Sihk's.
Little blonde going on there Dan
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Arctic_Menace @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:50 am
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Tricks Tricks:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
2Cdo 2Cdo:
Arctic_Menace Arctic_Menace:
$1:
When are the liberals and NDP going to call for a ban on hands? After all, if even one life is saved!
After all, if even one life is saved! You missed the point. Would you like a mulligan?
Sorry but I didn't miss the point. You referenced murder with barehands and I poked fun at a Liberal ban because your post EMPHASIZED white kids, which Liberals will target for corrective measures to curry favour with minority communities which predominately vote for them.
It was a joke, not a good one but it needed to be said. Would we be as accomadating if a recognized religion required it's members to carry concealed hand guns? (I admit it is far-fetched but a weapon is a weapon)
No mulligan required!
As of today I am now the High and Exalted Grand Poobah of the Church of the Fully Automatic Thompson Submachine Gun.
Care to join up?
Naturally, we worship from the Official and Holy Manual whose very words were uttered by angels to the author.
http://www.rayrilingarmsbooks.com/cgi-b ... 13628.html
Count me in. I just found religion.
BartSimpson @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:02 pm
Tricks Tricks:
BartSimpson BartSimpson:
Oh, it is!!! It is so glorious to commune with the universe and nature by emptying a clip of Sacred Hollow Points from one of our Most High and Holy Submachine guns!
What are our angels? Or Saints? Our angels are only known to reveal themselves during the moments of sustained gunfire. This is why our faith calls us to use extremely high capacity magazines so that the angels are not interrupted by the offensive silences found whilst swapping clips.
Our Most High and Exalted Prophets know the secrets of belt-feed ammunition which allow them to converse with the Holy Ones for as much as two and even three minutes at a time.
And, yes, we must not forget to give honor and praise and sing songs to and celebrate the blessings of the chain gun, whose glories of deafening firepower bring humility and awe to the unbelievers.
Pimpbrewski @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:04 pm
GerryHurt GerryHurt:
was never permitted until Muslims started to make an uproar about it.
YOu want to tell us what the above has to do with Islam and why would there be an uproar from Muslims about it? Also, please site a source of the above statement.
YOu want to tell us what the above has to do with Islam and why would there be an uproar from Muslims about it? Also, please site a source of the above statement.
Perhaps the wording was wrong. But you only took one tiny part of my post without even considering the rest of it.
Also, please notice that the word immigrant (that means people who migrate here from the Middle East or India or whatever) was also included in that post, yet you skipped that part entirely 
.$1:
that Muslims (or any other immigrant) should intergrate
$1:
Muslims and others are ....
And best of all, no mention of this:
$1:
The term is meant to determine to what extent a society should reasonably shape its rules and values to "accommodate" religious or cultural considerations
Obviously, you are trying to turn this into a flaming war. Since you are not Muslim, what are you so uptight about ! Also, you seem to be only picking and choosing the terms which are convenient to you, that makes it worst than the separatists
sasquatch2 @ Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:10 pm
Xenophobia is a venerable and very effective survival instinct.
When in Rome----don't go in the arena.
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