Canada Kicks Ass
I got banned from an American board sticking up for Canada

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stemmer @ Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:55 pm

The person who said this on Foxnews was Greg Gutfeld.The show is called Red Eye and it's meant to be a dark humour, satirical show.... It' broadcasts in the early morning hours...

Don't believe me google Red Eye... It would be the same thing as Americans taking Rick Mercer's report as a news broadcast, after all he airs on our public network...

   



psychokandy @ Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:53 pm

this whole Red Eye thing has been blown out of proportion... i was really pissed at first but now just want to forget it. Gutfeld is a nobody and is now a hated nobody.

   



Zipperfish @ Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:55 pm

psychokandy psychokandy:
this whole Red Eye thing has been blown out of proportion... i was really pissed at first but now just want to forget it. Gutfeld is a nobody and is now a hated nobody.


yeah, Iw as guilty as charged on that one. Christ I was all ready to grab my pitchfork, join a mob and storm the castle. "Burn him, Burn him!"

   



herbie @ Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:46 pm

Oh yeah, Fox is completely off the hook. It's not like they tried really hard to goad Harper into a corner so they could paint him as a 'defeatist' either...
I wish it was P.E.T. on that interview. "You mean we lost 100 odd people chasing out the Taliban and you wanted to defeat Al Quaeda? You had us killing the wrong fucking people? You dimwits do know they're not the same goddam thing don't you?

   



romanP @ Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:53 am

Zipperfish Zipperfish:
psychokandy psychokandy:
this whole Red Eye thing has been blown out of proportion... i was really pissed at first but now just want to forget it. Gutfeld is a nobody and is now a hated nobody.


yeah, Iw as guilty as charged on that one. Christ I was all ready to grab my pitchfork, join a mob and storm the castle. "Burn him, Burn him!"


But how do you know he is a witch?

   



Scape @ Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:11 am

psychokandy psychokandy:
this whole Red Eye thing has been blown out of proportion... i was really pissed at first but now just want to forget it. Gutfeld is a nobody and is now a hated nobody.


Ah, but now he's not a nobody then is he? He can ride that gravy train all the way to notoriety aka Ann Coulter and sell books or at least do the morning talk show circuit. You are right that this got way out of hand but that was by people who get out of hand in the 1st place.

   



DundasBill @ Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:02 am

romanP romanP:
Zipperfish Zipperfish:
psychokandy psychokandy:
this whole Red Eye thing has been blown out of proportion... i was really pissed at first but now just want to forget it. Gutfeld is a nobody and is now a hated nobody.


yeah, Iw as guilty as charged on that one. Christ I was all ready to grab my pitchfork, join a mob and storm the castle. "Burn him, Burn him!"


But how do you know he is a witch?



He looks like one!

   



Zipperfish @ Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:03 am

romanP romanP:
Zipperfish Zipperfish:
psychokandy psychokandy:
this whole Red Eye thing has been blown out of proportion... i was really pissed at first but now just want to forget it. Gutfeld is a nobody and is now a hated nobody.


yeah, Iw as guilty as charged on that one. Christ I was all ready to grab my pitchfork, join a mob and storm the castle. "Burn him, Burn him!"


But how do you know he is a witch?


He turned me into a newt.

I got better...

   



roger-roger @ Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:10 am

Burn him anyway! Burn him!Burn him!Burn! :mrgreen:

   



DerbyX @ Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:22 am

Zipperfish Zipperfish:

He turned me into a newt.

I got better...


And still you feel the need to take really long baths eh? :lol:

   



Scape @ Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:31 pm

Dear Mr. Gutfeld;



As a Canadian, I find your lame duck apology for your despicable comments on Canada 's military to be totally inadequate. Perhaps you and your ignorant, redneck audience would find the following to be just as humourous should you care to share it with them, which I don't imagine you will.



Your comments and those of your "commentators" were not only an insult to the men and women of the Canadian armed forces but also demonstrate once again the appalling arrogance and ignorance of Americans such as yourself. Let's take a quick look at American military prowess as seen from a non-American standpoint.



Invade Canada because they have no army? You tried that back in 1812 and got your American butts kicked. The only significant battle that US forces won in that war was the Battle of New Orleans which was actually fought several weeks after a peace treaty had been signed in Europe . And even in this battle, your Old Hickory (was that a reference to his head) depended on the support of a French pirate and his men who betrayed the British. How's that for an amusing play on Andy's nickname?



Actually, when it comes to winning wars on your own, the only one you can lay claim to is your Civil War, which Americans of one side or the other pretty well had to win, didn't they? In the Revolutionary War you had the French to help you. In the Spanish American War, you had the local indigenous populations to help you. Are you finding this amusing?



You largely took a pass on World War One until it was three quarters over and then sent only a token force most of whom saw no action before the spring of 1918. Canada, by contrast put 10% of its entire population in uniform and these men were invariably given the most difficult objectives which they always achieved, unfortunately with the loss of a full 10% of its force - that's killed, not just wounded. And who were your great heroes? Eddie Rickenbacher who managed to shoot down a total of 26 enemy aircraft in about the same amount of time that the Canadian ace, Billy Bishop, shot down 72. Where did your guys learn to fly? Then there was that hillbilly hick from Bear Creek Hollow, Tennessee named Alvin York. What the hell kind of name is that for a soldier? Alvin 's a bloody chipmunk's name! Am I being funny yet?



Of course in World War Two you Americans jumped in when it had only been going on for two years and a quarter years, but you made up for it by taking all the credit. Again, it was mainly the Canadian forces who took the brunt and who were given the toughest assignments in areas like the Italian campaign and at Normandy . Why do we never hear anything from Hollywood about what the Canadians achieved at Juno Beach , generally regarded by most historians, other than Americans, as a tougher objective than Utah or even Omaha Beaches ? Why don't you American know that the Canadian Division was held back from entering Rome on June 6, 1944 so that Georgie Patton's ego could be satisfied, his ego and propensity for slapping Privates being his two most outstanding leadership qualities. Are you bozos laughing now? "But we Americans won the War in the Pacific," I hear you saying. Yes, after the Australians and Chindits showed you how to defeat the Japanese at jungle warfare.



Unfortunately, those lessons in jungle warfare seemed to have been forgotten by the time you got to Vietnam where about the only things American troops did were drugs and young Vietnamese women. Isn't this just hilarious?



And now you're going to send an additional 17,000 troops to Afghanistan where, given your extremely limited success in Iraq (another war you don't seem to be capable of winning), it's just possible that the Canadian and other lesser UN forces there may feel they would be better off without. You Americans are just a laugh a minute! No wonder the rest of the world loves you so much!



As I suggested at the outset, I doubt if this will be shared with your audience (which, by the way, doesn't and never will include me), but if you do, I'm sure you will all take it in the humorous vein in which it is intended. Excuse me now while I extract my tongue from my cheek.



Peter Salter

A justifiably proud Canadian

   



DundasBill @ Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:50 am

what do you burn apart from witches?

MORE WITCHES!!

   



ziggy @ Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:52 am

DundasBill DundasBill:
what do you burn apart from witches?

MORE WITCHES!!



The Whitehouse!!!!

   



Lemmy @ Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:57 am

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raydan @ Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:58 am

ziggy ziggy:
DundasBill DundasBill:
what do you burn apart from witches?

MORE WITCHES!!

The Whitehouse!!!!

Suddenly, ziggy disappears from the face of the earth, never to be seen or heard of again. :(

   



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