Joke of the Day!!!!
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raydan @ Tue Nov 23, 2021 10:31 pm
raydan @ Fri Nov 26, 2021 7:15 pm
They dug up a fortune in them/their hills...
What is... a non-binary gold prospector
DrCaleb @ Tue Jan 18, 2022 10:25 am
Heard this from a native guy:
Why do First Nations hate snow?
Because it's white and all over our land.
raydan @ Tue Feb 08, 2022 12:53 pm
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?
Take away their little brooms.
DrCaleb @ Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:33 am
Man who is addicted to drinking brake fluid says he can stop anytime.
DrCaleb @ Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:40 am
A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs.....''
I said "I'm on drugs? you're the one talking to dogs."
DrCaleb @ Tue Aug 02, 2022 11:49 am
Cop : you are driving on the wrong side of the road
Driver: Sorry, I‘m English
Cop: (shouting) Oii.. It‘s the rong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?
DrCaleb @ Mon Aug 08, 2022 9:03 am
Breaking News: Trump’s personal library just burned down
The fire consumed both books and he hasn’t even finished colouring the second one yet.
DrCaleb @ Sun Sep 11, 2022 10:21 am
Why was my post removed?
Can anyone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed by this because my fence has fallen over.
DrCaleb @ Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:53 am
There is a massive traffic jam somewhere in Russia. A driver sits idling in his car.
Suddenly a man approaches and knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Putin and are asking for a 20 million rubel ransom!
Otherwise, they are going to douse him in gasoline and set him on fire!"
The man continues "We are going from car to car taking up a collection."
The driver asks "Okay, how much is everyone else giving?"
The man replies "Oh, about a gallon or so."
DrCaleb @ Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:56 am
Now that the Queen has died, you no longer receive a letter from her when you turn 100.
You'll now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 15
DrCaleb @ Wed Sep 14, 2022 8:09 am
DrCaleb @ Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:33 am
DrCaleb @ Mon Oct 03, 2022 9:24 am
Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked: "How long will I live?"
The psychic replied: "I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday."
"Which holiday?" Putin asked.
"Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday."
DrCaleb @ Thu Oct 06, 2022 9:43 am
A Scottish man walks into a bar in Canada
He noticed there is an animal's head hanging on the wall and asked the bartender what is it
"A moose" replied the bartender
"Jesus christ! How big are the cats here?" Said the Scot.
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